1 00:00:32,761 --> 00:00:37,231 - Well, then, let's open, - Let's say... 2 00:00:37,331 --> 00:00:38,567 Are we going to have some kind of opening? 3 00:00:38,667 --> 00:00:39,835 like when we go on stage, 4 00:00:39,935 --> 00:00:41,537 Or are we going to get straight into it? 5 00:00:41,637 --> 00:00:44,405 What I imagined was a dark scene. 6 00:00:44,506 --> 00:00:47,009 - Yes. - Backlight, okay? 7 00:00:47,108 --> 00:00:49,778 You just see a silhouette, okay? From me. 8 00:00:49,878 --> 00:00:51,145 I like it. OK. 9 00:00:51,245 --> 00:00:52,548 - With his head down. - Yes. 10 00:00:52,648 --> 00:00:54,081 And you're at the piano and you start... 11 00:00:54,181 --> 00:00:55,851 In fact... 12 00:00:55,951 --> 00:00:57,151 Like what? 13 00:00:57,251 --> 00:00:58,720 No, no, no, no, no. 14 00:00:58,820 --> 00:01:00,421 A little more openness... opening of something, 15 00:01:00,522 --> 00:01:01,523 and I point, and this red light comes on, and I... 16 00:01:03,324 --> 00:01:04,993 And red lights turn on everywhere. 17 00:01:05,092 --> 00:01:06,929 So. 18 00:01:07,029 --> 00:01:09,363 And then, boom! In my face. 19 00:01:09,463 --> 00:01:12,366 To the public, like that. 20 00:01:12,466 --> 00:01:15,037 Good evening everyone. What you are about to see is... 21 00:01:15,136 --> 00:01:16,705 It's something you've never seen before. 22 00:01:16,805 --> 00:01:18,941 We are Nirvanna, the band. 23 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:22,376 And you're about to be sent to the moon! 24 00:01:22,476 --> 00:01:24,312 And then, I do my double step. 25 00:01:24,412 --> 00:01:26,247 And this is not just talking, 26 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:28,817 It's like they can just watch me move. 27 00:01:28,917 --> 00:01:30,184 Ah! 28 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,453 Ha! And the women in the crowd are like, 29 00:01:32,554 --> 00:01:34,523 "What the hell is this?! Who is this guy?" 30 00:01:37,425 --> 00:01:40,494 You didn't expect this! 31 00:01:40,596 --> 00:01:42,030 And then... just then, he collapses. 32 00:01:42,129 --> 00:01:43,966 - Boom! - Right inside. 33 00:01:44,066 --> 00:01:45,333 And then, you start right at the first song, 34 00:01:45,433 --> 00:01:46,902 which is whatever we feel there. 35 00:01:47,002 --> 00:01:48,302 If the audience is screaming, 36 00:01:48,402 --> 00:01:50,404 If they say something like: "More, more..." 37 00:01:50,505 --> 00:01:52,373 More openness then. We continue, so to speak, playing for the public. 38 00:01:52,473 --> 00:01:53,441 I have the feeling that, from the beginning, 39 00:01:53,542 --> 00:01:54,843 They are going to ask for an encore. 40 00:01:54,943 --> 00:01:56,210 - OK. - I think they will be 41 00:01:56,310 --> 00:01:57,378 like, "Again, do the intro again!" 42 00:01:59,146 --> 00:02:00,882 Well, this is the plan. 43 00:02:00,983 --> 00:02:03,552 Why does a club hire a band? 44 00:02:03,652 --> 00:02:05,386 - Do they play good music? - No. 45 00:02:05,486 --> 00:02:07,823 - Attract a good audience? - No. 46 00:02:07,923 --> 00:02:09,591 Good. 47 00:02:09,691 --> 00:02:12,460 - Brochures! - Huh? 48 00:02:12,561 --> 00:02:14,328 Brochures that say what? 49 00:02:14,428 --> 00:02:16,230 - Nirvana the band. - OK. 50 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:17,431 Leaflets that say Nirvana the band, 51 00:02:17,532 --> 00:02:18,667 But what are they telling people? 52 00:02:18,767 --> 00:02:20,434 Where can we come to see them? We don't have any shows scheduled. 53 00:02:20,535 --> 00:02:22,704 Well, then we... We'll do it. 54 00:02:22,804 --> 00:02:24,338 The goal is to get the Rivoli to hire us, right? 55 00:02:24,438 --> 00:02:26,240 Yes, yes. Okay, so we... 56 00:02:26,340 --> 00:02:27,509 and there we will put a photo of us. 57 00:02:27,609 --> 00:02:29,343 Did you know? Let's make the brochures, 58 00:02:29,443 --> 00:02:30,211 The plan went perfectly, we played tonight at the Rivoli. 59 00:02:42,289 --> 00:02:44,158 Jay, I have a feeling 60 00:02:44,258 --> 00:02:45,159 Things are going to turn out well for us. 61 00:03:06,882 --> 00:03:08,817 Jay! I have discovered it! 62 00:03:12,054 --> 00:03:13,021 - Woo! - Well, then... 63 00:03:13,121 --> 00:03:15,123 Wow! 64 00:03:15,222 --> 00:03:19,427 This plan is called the Seventh Entry... 65 00:03:19,528 --> 00:03:21,195 Stretch. 66 00:03:21,295 --> 00:03:22,864 ...Parachute jump. 67 00:03:22,964 --> 00:03:24,766 Oh. 68 00:03:24,866 --> 00:03:27,569 First step: we jump with a parachute... 69 00:03:27,669 --> 00:03:30,204 in the... 70 00:03:30,304 --> 00:03:32,541 ...SkyDome. 71 00:03:32,641 --> 00:03:34,475 Wait a minute, wait. 72 00:03:34,576 --> 00:03:38,747 During a game, we went up to the CN Tower... 73 00:03:42,617 --> 00:03:43,985 I don't think you can make it to the top. 74 00:03:44,086 --> 00:03:46,088 Hop! 75 00:03:46,188 --> 00:03:48,389 Inside the open dome. 76 00:03:48,489 --> 00:03:50,224 The whole crowd is going to go crazy because they're going, "What is this?" 77 00:03:50,324 --> 00:03:53,494 Terrorist attack? Actually, we are entering... 78 00:03:53,595 --> 00:03:55,163 We're going to have to make peace symbols... 79 00:03:55,262 --> 00:03:56,164 - Okay, wait, wait. - ...as we float in. 80 00:03:56,263 --> 00:03:58,399 We landed there. 81 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:01,203 So, I take the microphone. Imagine that this bottle of Orbitz... 82 00:04:01,302 --> 00:04:02,938 Oh, do you know what Orbitz are? 83 00:04:03,038 --> 00:04:04,673 Imagine it is a microphone. 84 00:04:04,773 --> 00:04:07,341 This is new... you know what... 85 00:04:07,441 --> 00:04:09,945 - It's our last bottle. - I... 86 00:04:10,045 --> 00:04:10,912 - Do you know this drink? - Yeah! 87 00:04:11,012 --> 00:04:13,081 I take a microphone. 88 00:04:13,181 --> 00:04:15,282 We have landed. "Ladies and gentlemen, 89 00:04:15,382 --> 00:04:17,152 "You're probably wondering why we went skydiving here..." 90 00:04:17,284 --> 00:04:19,253 Dove of the sky here? 91 00:04:19,353 --> 00:04:20,055 "You're probably wondering why we went skydiving here." 92 00:04:20,155 --> 00:04:21,723 Skydiving. 93 00:04:21,823 --> 00:04:24,159 - I don't think so. Did you skydive? - Hmm. 94 00:04:24,258 --> 00:04:25,827 He parachuted in, right? 95 00:04:25,927 --> 00:04:27,529 "You're probably wondering why we went skydiving here." 96 00:04:27,629 --> 00:04:29,898 - I jumped with a parachute. - I'm going to correct it. 97 00:04:29,998 --> 00:04:31,867 "Ladies and gentlemen, 98 00:04:31,967 --> 00:04:34,301 "You're probably wondering why we're here." 99 00:04:34,401 --> 00:04:36,370 Because skydiving is implied. They saw us do it. 100 00:04:36,470 --> 00:04:37,939 What are you telling everyone? 101 00:04:38,039 --> 00:04:39,641 Except blind people. 102 00:04:39,741 --> 00:04:41,910 "For those of you who didn't see what just happened, 103 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,945 "We parachuted." 104 00:04:44,045 --> 00:04:45,046 —I'm in the same trap. —Tell me the plan. 105 00:04:45,147 --> 00:04:47,249 The-- 106 00:04:47,348 --> 00:04:48,349 "Lightning in every bottle." 107 00:04:48,449 --> 00:04:50,484 God, how I miss these things. 108 00:04:50,585 --> 00:04:51,720 This could be the last bottle of this product in existence. 109 00:04:51,820 --> 00:04:53,622 Well, what's going on with the SkyDome plan? 110 00:04:53,722 --> 00:04:54,856 Well, let's do it... let's do it. 111 00:04:57,125 --> 00:04:59,194 "Ladies and gentlemen, you are probably wondering who we are." 112 00:04:59,293 --> 00:05:02,296 "We are Nirvanna, the band." 113 00:05:02,396 --> 00:05:04,498 "And tonight, we play just for one night, 114 00:05:04,599 --> 00:05:06,568 "an exclusive commitment 115 00:05:06,668 --> 00:05:09,237 "at the Rivoli on Queen and Spadina." 116 00:05:09,336 --> 00:05:11,072 "See you there after the game." 117 00:05:12,507 --> 00:05:13,975 And then, I'll improvise a little bit and say something like: 118 00:05:14,075 --> 00:05:15,476 "A little about us--" 119 00:05:15,577 --> 00:05:17,612 You there in the stands. 120 00:05:17,712 --> 00:05:19,815 Do you have any shows at The Rivoli? 121 00:05:19,915 --> 00:05:21,783 Actually, I'm asking for myself. 122 00:05:21,883 --> 00:05:23,484 We don't have any shows at The Rivoli. I already know the answer. 123 00:05:23,585 --> 00:05:25,187 I know, but don't you see? It's just that if you build... 124 00:05:25,287 --> 00:05:26,555 So we're telling everyone to go to a show we don't have. 125 00:05:26,655 --> 00:05:27,689 If you build it, they will come. 126 00:05:27,789 --> 00:05:28,489 It's like saying, "If you build it, they will come." 127 00:05:29,658 --> 00:05:31,425 Good? 128 00:05:31,526 --> 00:05:33,595 Are you sure this is going to work? 129 00:05:33,695 --> 00:05:36,430 This is going to be the last plan you and I have to make. 130 00:05:36,531 --> 00:05:38,166 And as far as I'm concerned, 131 00:05:38,266 --> 00:05:39,935 Tonight we play at The Rivoli. 132 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:48,176 ♪ Well, I thought about the army ♪ 133 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:51,179 ♪ Dad said, "Son, you're high as fuck" ♪ 134 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,448 ♪ And I thought, yes, there is always a first time for everything ♪ 135 00:05:54,549 --> 00:05:57,519 ♪ So I followed my father's advice ♪ 136 00:05:57,619 --> 00:06:01,823 ♪ Three sad semesters, there were only fifteen thousand ♪ 137 00:06:01,923 --> 00:06:05,426 ♪ Spending time in bed, I thought about the army ♪ 138 00:06:05,527 --> 00:06:09,030 ♪ I dropped out of school and joined a band ♪ 139 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:21,142 ♪ I grew a mustache and had a mullet hairstyle ♪ 140 00:06:21,243 --> 00:06:23,712 ♪ I got a job at Chic-fil-A ♪ 141 00:06:23,812 --> 00:06:27,148 ♪ Citing artistic differences ♪ 142 00:06:27,249 --> 00:06:29,383 ♪ The band broke up in May ♪ 143 00:06:29,483 --> 00:06:32,453 ♪ And in June, reformed without me ♪ 144 00:06:32,554 --> 00:06:35,357 ♪ And they got a different name ♪ 145 00:06:35,456 --> 00:06:38,193 ♪ I microwaved another grandmother's apple pie ♪ 146 00:06:38,293 --> 00:06:40,095 ♪ And I lowered my head in shame ♪ 147 00:06:40,195 --> 00:06:41,830 ♪ Oh... ♪ 148 00:06:45,533 --> 00:06:48,003 ♪ I've been thinking a lot today ♪ 149 00:06:51,405 --> 00:06:53,909 ♪ I've been thinking a lot today ♪ 150 00:06:57,212 --> 00:06:59,247 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 151 00:06:59,347 --> 00:07:02,384 ♪ I think I'm going to write a script ♪ 152 00:07:02,483 --> 00:07:04,485 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 153 00:07:04,586 --> 00:07:06,487 ♪ I think I'll take it to Los Angeles ♪ 154 00:07:07,956 --> 00:07:09,958 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 155 00:07:10,058 --> 00:07:13,929 ♪ I think I'll finish it yesterday ♪ 156 00:07:14,029 --> 00:07:16,631 ♪ Oh shit ♪ 157 00:07:16,731 --> 00:07:18,600 Take a good look at it, Jay. 158 00:07:18,700 --> 00:07:19,466 This is the last time you'll see 159 00:07:19,567 --> 00:07:21,036 The Rivoli as a citizen. 160 00:07:21,136 --> 00:07:22,570 As a citizen? 161 00:07:22,671 --> 00:07:23,638 Because tonight, we give the concert. 162 00:07:23,738 --> 00:07:25,307 We are putting on the show. 163 00:07:25,407 --> 00:07:26,440 Let's start loading right there. 164 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:27,609 You will carry the keyboard under your arm. 165 00:07:27,709 --> 00:07:29,110 Ah! 166 00:07:29,210 --> 00:07:30,845 The girls who are taking your photo. 167 00:07:30,946 --> 00:07:32,446 The girls are not going to take photos of me. 168 00:07:32,547 --> 00:07:34,481 Oh yes, they will! 169 00:07:34,582 --> 00:07:35,917 - Do you want to bet? - No, they won't! 170 00:07:36,017 --> 00:07:37,585 We bet they're going to take your photo? 171 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:52,167 Hello. 172 00:07:54,536 --> 00:07:55,837 - Good. - Hey, it's a parachute. 173 00:07:55,937 --> 00:07:58,472 Actually, that's what it's for. 174 00:07:58,573 --> 00:08:01,576 We need something that... that can break through... 175 00:08:01,676 --> 00:08:04,012 like we're going to be quite high, 176 00:08:04,112 --> 00:08:05,680 and I think they are going to put us in a safety harness. 177 00:08:05,780 --> 00:08:07,148 or something like that. 178 00:08:07,248 --> 00:08:09,851 And what would happen with scissors like this? 179 00:08:09,951 --> 00:08:11,119 Would they be able to break through? 180 00:08:11,219 --> 00:08:12,253 Like some kind of harness? 181 00:08:16,858 --> 00:08:19,694 So, here we are going to be, eh... 182 00:08:19,794 --> 00:08:21,529 in the CN Tower, in one of the... in the EdgeWalk, 183 00:08:23,264 --> 00:08:24,566 where we put the insurance-- 184 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:25,900 I think they put a safety vest on you. 185 00:08:26,001 --> 00:08:27,469 and we need something that can, like, 186 00:08:27,569 --> 00:08:29,537 Cut the rope or cable that is attached to it. 187 00:08:29,637 --> 00:08:30,238 Do you know what I mean? 188 00:08:37,879 --> 00:08:38,713 But... Oh, I'm not turning off the electricity... 189 00:08:38,813 --> 00:08:40,015 I'm cutting the fabric, 190 00:08:40,115 --> 00:08:41,316 I'm not going to cut a live wire. 191 00:08:41,416 --> 00:08:42,283 What happens if they don't even let us? 192 00:08:42,384 --> 00:08:43,685 On security with these? 193 00:08:53,194 --> 00:08:53,995 But I think... 194 00:09:01,403 --> 00:09:01,936 Okay. But... 195 00:09:03,938 --> 00:09:04,606 But... 196 00:09:17,052 --> 00:09:19,621 But they may cut the cable. 197 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,302 Look, there's Spider-Man. 198 00:09:39,974 --> 00:09:42,944 So how do we get in here? 199 00:09:43,044 --> 00:09:44,446 It might be a little too high, Matt. 200 00:09:44,547 --> 00:09:46,681 Excuse me. 201 00:09:46,781 --> 00:09:47,749 Is this the line to enter the CN Tower? 202 00:09:50,118 --> 00:09:51,719 Thank you so much. In fact, I have to jump from there. 203 00:09:51,820 --> 00:09:52,320 Where is your accent from? 204 00:09:54,756 --> 00:09:55,223 Oh, nice to meet you. I'm Matt. How are you? 205 00:09:58,527 --> 00:10:00,295 Enjoy your trip. Have a good time. 206 00:10:00,395 --> 00:10:01,696 Okay. Very good. So, we joined the line. Bye bye. 207 00:10:03,498 --> 00:10:04,666 Matt, I'm afraid of heights. 208 00:10:04,766 --> 00:10:07,102 Be quiet. Hello. How are you? 209 00:10:07,202 --> 00:10:08,703 We're climbing... we're climbing the tower. 210 00:10:13,942 --> 00:10:15,143 Just put... just put our keys here? 211 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,094 I have a wireless microphone. Here. 212 00:10:34,462 --> 00:10:35,396 And pack. 213 00:10:48,843 --> 00:10:50,278 Oh! Oh yes, I have my hair clipper. 214 00:10:50,378 --> 00:10:51,713 I also have my hair clipper. 215 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,014 I have these... scissors. 216 00:10:55,416 --> 00:10:57,919 Eh, I guess I just have them. I don't need them. 217 00:11:01,189 --> 00:11:02,824 Oh, they're just for cutting 218 00:11:06,427 --> 00:11:07,061 Sure, sure, sure. 219 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:27,482 No, don't worry. 220 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:28,383 Thank you. Don't worry. 221 00:11:35,356 --> 00:11:36,024 Thank you. 222 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:43,331 Are you ready to walk 116 floors above Toronto? 223 00:11:43,431 --> 00:11:45,233 With nothing but a harness to restrain you? 224 00:11:45,333 --> 00:11:46,569 Are we going to reach that height? 225 00:11:46,669 --> 00:11:48,036 This is EdgeWalk-- 226 00:11:48,136 --> 00:11:50,238 We're not going to go that high. 227 00:11:50,338 --> 00:11:51,940 Don't tell me we're going to get that high. 228 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,341 ...view of the largest city in Canada 229 00:11:53,441 --> 00:11:54,643 and the knowledge that you have been truly 230 00:11:54,742 --> 00:11:55,910 on top of the world. 231 00:11:58,446 --> 00:12:00,982 Are you ready to step forward and touch the sky? 232 00:12:01,082 --> 00:12:03,384 This one goes in the back, 233 00:12:03,484 --> 00:12:04,852 This one goes in the front. 234 00:12:04,953 --> 00:12:06,187 This acts like a seat belt, 235 00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:07,722 This way, it will move with you as you move. 236 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:10,258 In the event of any sudden movement, it will be blocked... 237 00:12:10,358 --> 00:12:11,359 The pad will hit you in the back of the head. 238 00:12:11,459 --> 00:12:13,094 I love that faucet, 239 00:12:13,194 --> 00:12:14,262 It means you are still attached to the rail. 240 00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:15,430 Just don't touch it. 241 00:12:23,938 --> 00:12:26,341 And then we actually had a citizenship ceremony. 242 00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:29,110 Once, up there, we even had the judge wear a tuxedo. 243 00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,846 There were even marriage proposals there. 244 00:12:31,946 --> 00:12:33,314 And the ring? 245 00:12:36,217 --> 00:12:38,219 The skies are threatening 246 00:12:38,319 --> 00:12:41,022 and you can see the SkyDome up close, 247 00:12:41,122 --> 00:12:44,526 We are about to say goodbye to the CN Tower, 248 00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:46,261 At least, visually. 249 00:12:48,363 --> 00:12:50,498 Oh my god, guys, 250 00:12:50,599 --> 00:12:53,167 look at that beautiful view 251 00:12:53,268 --> 00:12:55,738 That's hitting us right now, right? 252 00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:59,642 Oh my gosh guys! That's a long fall! 253 00:12:59,742 --> 00:13:01,342 Come take a look, everyone. 254 00:13:01,442 --> 00:13:03,679 Come get it! Come here. Here it is. 255 00:13:03,778 --> 00:13:05,813 Go there. Exact. 256 00:13:08,950 --> 00:13:11,319 You're walking towards a Guinness World Record, 257 00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:12,920 EdgeWalk is the most advanced external hands-free walking system. 258 00:13:13,021 --> 00:13:14,255 in the world... 259 00:13:17,593 --> 00:13:19,027 - Okay. - Uh... 260 00:13:19,127 --> 00:13:21,262 Guys, watch until the end. 261 00:13:21,362 --> 00:13:22,964 Wow, is that supposed to do that? 262 00:13:23,064 --> 00:13:26,034 - It's perfect. - OK. 263 00:13:26,134 --> 00:13:28,936 I'm going to move to the front. 264 00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:31,272 Alright, everyone, now... welcome to EdgeWalk. 265 00:13:33,742 --> 00:13:35,476 At this moment, we are 356... 266 00:13:50,892 --> 00:13:51,959 It is the highest viewpoint 267 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:52,827 in the Western Hemisphere. I can see... 268 00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:21,590 No, no! 269 00:14:44,513 --> 00:14:46,515 Here we go! 270 00:14:46,615 --> 00:14:48,517 The dome is closing! 271 00:14:48,617 --> 00:14:49,117 We have time! 272 00:14:51,018 --> 00:14:52,353 Well, we come with everything! 273 00:14:52,453 --> 00:14:53,020 Oh, too much! 274 00:14:55,957 --> 00:14:57,559 Oh, fuck! 275 00:14:59,494 --> 00:15:01,496 Oh! 276 00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:07,068 Are you OK? 277 00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:08,236 - Are you OK? - Get off me! 278 00:15:08,336 --> 00:15:09,605 Oh! I'm trying to help you. 279 00:15:09,705 --> 00:15:11,139 You pushed me off the tower! 280 00:15:11,239 --> 00:15:12,841 What, are you crazy? I thought I was going to die! 281 00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:14,810 But you're fine. 282 00:15:14,909 --> 00:15:17,044 - My God! It's closed! - Yes. 283 00:15:17,145 --> 00:15:19,113 We didn't even arrive on time! 284 00:15:19,213 --> 00:15:20,982 Well, maybe there's a way to open it. Let's try it... 285 00:15:21,082 --> 00:15:22,216 So we almost died and the plan didn't even work. 286 00:15:22,316 --> 00:15:24,485 My God! The plan is over. 287 00:15:24,586 --> 00:15:25,987 Did you know? Let's find another way in. 288 00:15:26,087 --> 00:15:27,723 It didn't work. Again! 289 00:15:35,229 --> 00:15:37,031 ♪ Well, did you know that...? ♪ 290 00:15:37,131 --> 00:15:39,967 ♪ That I was one of those you left behind ♪ 291 00:15:40,067 --> 00:15:44,606 ♪ You got up and left without saying goodbye ♪ 292 00:15:44,706 --> 00:15:47,910 ♪ Everyone said you weren't one of those who stay ♪ 293 00:15:48,009 --> 00:15:53,147 ♪ I wish I had known it was time ♪ 294 00:15:53,247 --> 00:15:56,350 ♪ The afternoons on the road going down to be with you ♪ 295 00:15:56,451 --> 00:16:01,022 ♪ I really wanted to try your homemade food! ♪ 296 00:16:01,122 --> 00:16:03,257 ♪ At night, in the moonlight ♪ 297 00:16:03,357 --> 00:16:05,594 Well, that's ironic. What did I say? 298 00:16:05,694 --> 00:16:07,495 "The next time we see The Rivoli, it will be..." 299 00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,096 Oh, Jesus. 300 00:16:10,933 --> 00:16:13,067 But you know what? 301 00:16:13,167 --> 00:16:14,368 Maybe we still have time for another plan. What, uh...? 302 00:16:14,469 --> 00:16:15,303 Excuse me. Do you know what time it is? 303 00:16:17,906 --> 00:16:20,609 Thank you so much. 9:03? 304 00:16:20,709 --> 00:16:22,945 Not much... no. We have... 305 00:16:23,044 --> 00:16:24,513 We have a long night ahead of us. 306 00:16:24,613 --> 00:16:26,915 Hey, bird? 307 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:29,350 Yes, it's the Rivoli. 308 00:16:29,450 --> 00:16:30,586 Bird. 309 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,522 Oh, Jesus. 310 00:16:33,622 --> 00:16:34,857 Are they playing? 311 00:16:34,957 --> 00:16:35,524 Are you going to play tonight? 312 00:16:37,726 --> 00:16:39,327 Lucky! 313 00:16:41,429 --> 00:16:43,130 What did you have to do to get that score? 314 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:49,170 Did you see that? 315 00:16:49,270 --> 00:16:51,974 Lightning just hit the CN Tower! 316 00:16:52,073 --> 00:16:53,509 Jay, isn't that like a bad omen? 317 00:16:53,609 --> 00:16:54,510 We were there recently. 318 00:16:59,648 --> 00:17:01,415 Jay! 319 00:17:01,517 --> 00:17:03,919 If you think about it, we were wrong because... 320 00:17:04,018 --> 00:17:06,220 Three minutes? Two minutes? 321 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:08,690 That's your classic... Woo! 322 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:11,225 If we had a time machine, 323 00:17:11,325 --> 00:17:12,928 We would have fixed it right away, you know what I mean? 324 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:15,029 Oh, Bird, I have an idea! 325 00:17:19,735 --> 00:17:21,469 Forget that idea. I think I've already solved it. 326 00:17:23,572 --> 00:17:26,474 Get this: time machine plan. 327 00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:28,242 bird, 328 00:17:28,342 --> 00:17:31,947 We pretend to come from the future. 329 00:17:32,046 --> 00:17:34,248 We built a... Oh my God! 330 00:17:34,348 --> 00:17:36,652 We take the motorhome to the backyard, 331 00:17:36,752 --> 00:17:38,854 Decorate it like the DeLorean in Back--in-- 332 00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:42,323 Yes, in Back to the Future. We could build, like, 333 00:17:42,423 --> 00:17:44,425 a fake contraption with like... what do they have? 334 00:17:44,526 --> 00:17:45,961 The flux capacitor and all that, 335 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:48,129 Just like Doc Brown. 336 00:17:48,229 --> 00:17:50,966 It's like... like, uh, dates and times, 337 00:17:51,065 --> 00:17:54,937 in, uh... analog numbers. 338 00:17:55,037 --> 00:17:58,907 And we hire an actor to pretend to be... 339 00:17:59,007 --> 00:18:00,976 a postal worker... 340 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:03,645 ...to one, deliver... 341 00:18:03,745 --> 00:18:06,480 ...present a video, saying it's from the past. 342 00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:08,215 It is, therefore, the union of the past and the future. 343 00:18:08,316 --> 00:18:10,117 That's when we appear, coughing, 344 00:18:10,217 --> 00:18:12,554 We have the dry ice coming out of the machine. 345 00:18:12,654 --> 00:18:13,689 Bird? 346 00:18:15,757 --> 00:18:17,960 Bird? 347 00:18:18,060 --> 00:18:20,161 Oh, you are... I see, 348 00:18:20,261 --> 00:18:22,064 It's as if you were saying, "Today's work is finished." 349 00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:24,566 "We've done too much. It's time to play." 350 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:26,334 No problem. 351 00:18:26,434 --> 00:18:28,971 What's that? Bird's favorite game? 352 00:18:29,071 --> 00:18:30,505 Okay, ready? 353 00:18:30,606 --> 00:18:32,608 Bird. 354 00:18:34,776 --> 00:18:35,544 You are Batman. 355 00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:38,547 Good evening, Matt. 356 00:18:49,658 --> 00:18:51,560 Well, okay... 357 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,561 Oh... 358 00:18:55,964 --> 00:18:58,734 Bird, I'm going to start! 359 00:19:07,509 --> 00:19:08,610 This screen tells you where you are going. 360 00:19:08,710 --> 00:19:10,078 This tells you where you are, 361 00:19:10,177 --> 00:19:11,847 This tells you where you were. 362 00:19:11,947 --> 00:19:12,648 Enter your arrival time on this keyboard. 363 00:19:15,249 --> 00:19:18,452 ♪ Deep in Louisiana, near New Orleans ♪ 364 00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:19,821 ♪ Up there, in the forest, among the evergreen trees ♪ 365 00:19:19,921 --> 00:19:21,690 The flux capacitor. 366 00:19:21,790 --> 00:19:23,792 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 367 00:19:23,892 --> 00:19:26,895 ♪ Where a country boy named Johnny B. Goode lived ♪ 368 00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:29,497 ♪ Who never learned to read or write so well ♪ 369 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:30,164 ♪ But he could play the guitar as if it were ringing a bell ♪ 370 00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,300 ♪ Come on, come on! ♪ 371 00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:36,071 ♪ Come on, Johnny, come on, come on ♪ 372 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:38,840 ♪ Come on, Johnny, come on, come on ♪ 373 00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:40,408 ♪ Come on, Johnny, come on, come on ♪ 374 00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:42,844 ♪ Come on, Johnny, come on, come on ♪ 375 00:19:45,179 --> 00:19:47,214 ♪ Johnny B. Goode ♪ 376 00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:57,826 Hello, um... 377 00:19:57,926 --> 00:19:59,961 I was thinking about, uh, 378 00:20:00,062 --> 00:20:02,864 They come to play at the open mic. 379 00:20:02,964 --> 00:20:04,800 Jared! 380 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:08,170 Jared! Hello! 381 00:20:08,269 --> 00:20:11,773 Where do we keep the old cameras here? 382 00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:14,042 I need to find the old cameras from a long time ago. 383 00:20:14,142 --> 00:20:14,976 They are in the trash. 384 00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:21,315 Oh yes. OK. 385 00:20:21,415 --> 00:20:23,018 My name is Matt Johnson, if you're watching this, 386 00:20:23,118 --> 00:20:25,087 I need your help. 387 00:20:25,187 --> 00:20:27,354 I accidentally invented a time machine. 388 00:20:27,455 --> 00:20:29,558 and I played with him like a fool. 389 00:20:29,658 --> 00:20:32,094 I went back to the year 2008, 390 00:20:32,194 --> 00:20:34,563 and I have done something that has set off a chain of events 391 00:20:34,663 --> 00:20:35,697 That has destroyed the future! 392 00:20:40,702 --> 00:20:42,871 My God! Okay. And you're in Ottawa, right? So... 393 00:20:46,742 --> 00:20:49,410 How far is Ottawa? I'm in Toronto. 394 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:57,953 Rivoli, I'm about to appear 395 00:20:58,053 --> 00:21:01,422 In the year 2025, in your time! 396 00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:04,425 And it is vitally important that you leave me and my band, 397 00:21:04,526 --> 00:21:07,361 Nirvana the Band, will give a concert tonight at the Rivoli, 398 00:21:07,461 --> 00:21:10,364 To undo what I did! 399 00:21:10,464 --> 00:21:14,435 So... do you have to be a band or a duo? 400 00:21:14,536 --> 00:21:18,507 Or can you be... alone? 401 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:22,077 Look! It's a time machine! 402 00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:24,946 I have the flux capacitor, I have the, uh, batteries... 403 00:21:25,046 --> 00:21:27,682 Oh my God! I left my Orbitz on that stupid thing. 404 00:21:27,783 --> 00:21:29,151 Let's do it again where I don't have... oh shit! 405 00:21:29,251 --> 00:21:30,351 Shit! We have to do it... 406 00:21:30,451 --> 00:21:32,319 Nope! No! Oh shit! 407 00:21:32,419 --> 00:21:34,089 Oh no! 408 00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:37,692 Oh shit! Oh Jesus! 409 00:21:37,793 --> 00:21:40,028 Oh my God! Oh my God! 410 00:21:40,128 --> 00:21:41,062 Uh... Oh my God. 411 00:21:41,163 --> 00:21:42,531 Oh... 412 00:21:42,631 --> 00:21:44,431 Turn it off! Do you have it? 413 00:21:44,533 --> 00:21:46,300 Is that even going to do any good? 414 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,401 - Turn it off! - Yes, I'm trying to turn it off... 415 00:21:47,502 --> 00:21:50,404 So I basically have a concert scheduled? 416 00:21:55,610 --> 00:21:56,912 Did I say I have a show scheduled for tomorrow? 417 00:22:03,251 --> 00:22:04,052 See you tomorrow night. OK. Thank you. 418 00:22:05,287 --> 00:22:06,054 Bye bye. 419 00:22:17,065 --> 00:22:18,867 Oh, fuck. 420 00:22:21,837 --> 00:22:23,238 And the lights it had were what made it look good. 421 00:22:23,337 --> 00:22:25,707 first of all. 422 00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:26,675 Now, it's like garbage. 423 00:22:26,775 --> 00:22:27,676 Oh. 424 00:22:28,944 --> 00:22:29,811 Shit. 425 00:23:48,723 --> 00:23:49,891 ♪ Now it's vacation ♪ 426 00:23:55,163 --> 00:23:56,364 ♪ Now it's vacation ♪ 427 00:24:05,407 --> 00:24:06,975 ♪ I want to free myself from the creeper ♪ 428 00:24:07,075 --> 00:24:07,876 ♪ I want to celebrate ♪ 429 00:24:11,112 --> 00:24:12,981 ♪ Close enough to feel it and now it's time to disappear ♪ 430 00:24:13,081 --> 00:24:15,684 ♪ I want to celebrate ♪ 431 00:24:15,784 --> 00:24:17,218 ♪ So I can never feel the cold ♪ 432 00:24:22,657 --> 00:24:24,793 ♪ ...never feel the cold ♪ 433 00:24:24,893 --> 00:24:26,493 ♪ I can never feel the cold ♪ 434 00:24:28,330 --> 00:24:29,130 ♪ Now it's vacation ♪ 435 00:24:32,466 --> 00:24:34,102 - Oh! - Oh! 436 00:24:34,202 --> 00:24:35,203 - Oh! - Matt? 437 00:24:35,303 --> 00:24:36,738 - Oh! - Ooh! 438 00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:39,473 What are you doing? 439 00:24:39,574 --> 00:24:40,508 - What are you doing? - Oh! 440 00:24:40,608 --> 00:24:42,744 Hello, Matt. 441 00:24:42,844 --> 00:24:44,579 - What is this? - Uh, um. 442 00:24:44,679 --> 00:24:45,680 -Are they kidnapping me? - Uh... 443 00:24:45,780 --> 00:24:47,782 I... I just needed to take it. 444 00:24:47,882 --> 00:24:49,985 Okay, wait a minute. Just tell me what's going on. 445 00:24:50,085 --> 00:24:51,186 I will do that. Yes, okay. 446 00:24:51,286 --> 00:24:52,620 Because I don't want to get angry. 447 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:55,357 - You know how... - "You know how" what? 448 00:24:55,457 --> 00:24:57,225 - You know how when... - "How when" what? 449 00:24:57,325 --> 00:25:00,462 - If you left, eh... - If you left when like what? 450 00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:02,430 They're fucking with me, right? 451 00:25:02,530 --> 00:25:04,566 No, no, no, I was just, um, uh... 452 00:25:11,106 --> 00:25:12,507 Okay, listen to this... 453 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:15,143 Time machine plan. 454 00:25:15,243 --> 00:25:17,278 What are you doing? 455 00:25:17,379 --> 00:25:19,714 Carrying out the time machine plan. 456 00:25:19,814 --> 00:25:22,183 Carry out the time machine plan? 457 00:25:22,283 --> 00:25:23,151 You said you're "Putting the time machine plan into action"? 458 00:25:24,419 --> 00:25:26,054 Yes. 459 00:25:26,154 --> 00:25:27,455 Oh, are we going to the Rivoli right now? 460 00:25:27,555 --> 00:25:28,490 - Yes. - Oh! 461 00:25:30,125 --> 00:25:31,760 Is that why you drive so fast? 462 00:25:31,860 --> 00:25:35,630 Yes. Hey, and as far as I'm concerned, 463 00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:38,133 Tonight we play at the Rivoli. 464 00:25:38,233 --> 00:25:39,567 Jay, watch out! Careful! 465 00:25:39,667 --> 00:25:41,436 Ah! 466 00:25:45,807 --> 00:25:48,676 Oh my God! Oh, I saw a flash of white light, and then a... 467 00:25:48,777 --> 00:25:50,412 And then, it's... 468 00:25:50,513 --> 00:25:51,613 Where did that tram come from? 469 00:25:51,713 --> 00:25:53,581 Ah, damn, I hit my ass. 470 00:25:53,681 --> 00:25:55,283 Oh my god. 471 00:25:55,383 --> 00:25:56,918 Oh. 472 00:25:57,018 --> 00:25:58,853 How are you'? 473 00:25:58,953 --> 00:26:00,989 I'm sorry. 474 00:26:01,089 --> 00:26:04,025 It could have been much worse. TRUE? 475 00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:06,861 It could have been a lot, it could have been a lot worse. 476 00:26:06,961 --> 00:26:08,063 Bird? 477 00:26:10,031 --> 00:26:12,033 You're missing out on a great sight gag. 478 00:26:12,133 --> 00:26:13,968 Hey, I'm leaving. 479 00:26:15,904 --> 00:26:17,872 - Sure, let's go. - Eh, no, no, no. 480 00:26:17,972 --> 00:26:20,608 - We should clean this up. - Yes, let's clean this up. 481 00:26:20,708 --> 00:26:21,776 Oh. Oh. 482 00:26:25,447 --> 00:26:26,347 Oh my God! Look at this. 483 00:26:28,983 --> 00:26:30,285 Oh my god. 484 00:26:30,385 --> 00:26:32,854 What the devil? 485 00:26:32,954 --> 00:26:34,355 Oh, someone else got a show at The Rivoli. 486 00:26:35,690 --> 00:26:37,058 Damn. 487 00:26:37,158 --> 00:26:39,594 - You know, I have to go. - That? 488 00:26:39,694 --> 00:26:41,830 Oh, why are you angry about this? 489 00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:44,933 Let's have the show. I promise. 490 00:26:45,033 --> 00:26:47,235 Hey, look at that, tourists. Tourists, Bird. 491 00:26:47,335 --> 00:26:50,138 Hello. Welcome to Toronto. 492 00:26:50,238 --> 00:26:51,840 Come see us at The Rivoli later! 493 00:26:51,940 --> 00:26:53,475 But we don't have a program... 494 00:26:53,576 --> 00:26:55,176 Well, we could be playing any day. 495 00:26:56,811 --> 00:26:58,480 Hey... Toron... I know this looks bad. 496 00:26:58,581 --> 00:27:02,150 We just accidentally hit this box of Now magazine with our motorhome. 497 00:27:02,250 --> 00:27:03,818 This does not represent the situation in Toronto in general. 498 00:27:03,918 --> 00:27:05,887 Enjoy. 499 00:27:05,987 --> 00:27:07,422 Okay, we need to clean this up and get out of here. 500 00:27:07,523 --> 00:27:10,492 - Yeah, uh, you know what? - Yeah? 501 00:27:10,593 --> 00:27:12,827 You clean this. 502 00:27:12,927 --> 00:27:15,663 I will take the motorhome to the shop to make sure there is no damage. 503 00:27:15,763 --> 00:27:17,198 Come on. We'll move this in two minutes. 504 00:27:17,298 --> 00:27:19,134 If you would just help me... help me lift this. 505 00:27:19,234 --> 00:27:20,235 Yes, okay. 506 00:27:22,837 --> 00:27:24,105 I don't know what the hell you're talking about. 507 00:27:24,205 --> 00:27:26,841 - Let's go watch a movie. - See a... 508 00:27:26,941 --> 00:27:28,776 Let's go see a movie together. Look. We are right here. 509 00:27:28,877 --> 00:27:29,677 When was the last time you and I watched a movie together? 510 00:27:29,777 --> 00:27:31,547 As friends? 511 00:27:31,646 --> 00:27:33,114 Do you want to see a movie? 512 00:27:34,649 --> 00:27:36,117 Do you like that? 513 00:27:36,217 --> 00:27:39,821 Yeah! Right now? 514 00:27:39,921 --> 00:27:42,056 - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! - Hello. 515 00:27:42,157 --> 00:27:44,192 Anyway, we have to wait for the Rivoli to open. 516 00:27:44,292 --> 00:27:45,528 And it's dark in there. 517 00:27:45,628 --> 00:27:47,596 What did you say? 518 00:27:47,695 --> 00:27:48,763 Jay? 519 00:27:52,834 --> 00:27:54,503 It's the weekend, Budnick. 520 00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:55,170 I don't know you. You don't exist. 521 00:27:56,471 --> 00:27:57,438 Shit. 522 00:27:58,673 --> 00:28:00,175 Good car. 523 00:28:00,275 --> 00:28:03,344 I'm going to go to the bathroom. 524 00:28:03,444 --> 00:28:06,714 What do you mean? The movie has just started. 525 00:28:06,814 --> 00:28:07,916 Goodbye, Matt. 526 00:28:11,554 --> 00:28:13,488 What are you doing? 527 00:28:13,589 --> 00:28:14,722 Move! That...? 528 00:28:14,822 --> 00:28:16,424 I'm sorry. Yes. 529 00:28:16,525 --> 00:28:18,326 - Excuse me. - Yes, go ahead. 530 00:28:18,426 --> 00:28:21,362 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 531 00:28:21,462 --> 00:28:22,730 Not to mention it's pathetic. 532 00:28:22,830 --> 00:28:23,666 Goodbye, Matt. 533 00:28:23,765 --> 00:28:26,234 Good. 534 00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:27,603 - And the worst thing is... - Jesus Christ. 535 00:28:34,275 --> 00:28:35,076 I was just going to say that. 536 00:28:35,176 --> 00:28:36,978 See? 537 00:28:37,078 --> 00:28:38,713 I wish your friends were as mature as you. 538 00:28:38,813 --> 00:28:40,949 In reality, they are mature people. 539 00:28:41,049 --> 00:28:42,651 You just have to get to know them better. 540 00:28:42,750 --> 00:28:44,018 Calling Dr. Faggot! 541 00:28:47,255 --> 00:28:48,856 Faggot doctor! 542 00:28:51,392 --> 00:28:53,228 I should go. 543 00:28:53,328 --> 00:28:54,563 That's a good idea, Dr. Faggot. 544 00:28:58,132 --> 00:28:59,133 Uh-oh. 545 00:29:04,038 --> 00:29:05,541 Oh I'm sorry! 546 00:29:05,641 --> 00:29:06,241 I'm sorry! 547 00:29:10,646 --> 00:29:12,447 Well. 548 00:29:12,548 --> 00:29:15,016 Jay. Jay! 549 00:29:15,116 --> 00:29:16,484 - Jay, Jay! - . Oh. 550 00:29:16,585 --> 00:29:20,221 Hey, hey, hey... 551 00:29:20,321 --> 00:29:21,523 Jay. 552 00:29:21,624 --> 00:29:23,891 Yes. I was, uh... 553 00:29:23,992 --> 00:29:26,294 Oh my god. 554 00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:29,831 Oh, God. 555 00:29:31,766 --> 00:29:33,034 I can explain this, okay? 556 00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:42,243 Actually, Matt... I need... 557 00:29:42,343 --> 00:29:43,244 We are in 2008. 558 00:29:45,581 --> 00:29:47,849 What? 559 00:29:47,949 --> 00:29:51,553 The time machine somehow worked and we are in 2008. 560 00:29:56,457 --> 00:29:58,594 Do you understand? 561 00:29:58,694 --> 00:29:59,528 We are... We are time travelers. 562 00:29:59,628 --> 00:30:01,329 Okay, no. 563 00:30:01,429 --> 00:30:03,965 Uh, yeah. Look. I'm going to show you. 564 00:30:04,065 --> 00:30:05,466 Look, look, look. The time machine works. 565 00:30:05,567 --> 00:30:07,068 Look, okay? Hey, look. 566 00:30:07,168 --> 00:30:08,970 OK. We will go to... 567 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,408 Okay, look at this. 568 00:30:13,509 --> 00:30:15,109 Hold on tight! 569 00:30:17,011 --> 00:30:18,246 Ah! 570 00:30:18,346 --> 00:30:19,847 I'm accelerating up to 88 kilometers-- 571 00:30:19,947 --> 00:30:21,650 Or is it miles per hour? 572 00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:23,384 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... 573 00:30:23,484 --> 00:30:24,986 You'll see! You'll laugh right away. 574 00:30:25,086 --> 00:30:26,254 Okay. Come on. 575 00:30:26,354 --> 00:30:27,188 Come on! 576 00:30:28,423 --> 00:30:30,491 80. 85! 577 00:30:30,592 --> 00:30:33,629 Can you... can you slow down? 578 00:30:33,729 --> 00:30:35,863 88! Hold on to something! 579 00:30:36,532 --> 00:30:38,466 That?! 580 00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:40,468 Oh no! 581 00:30:40,569 --> 00:30:41,770 Okay, something must be wrong with this. 582 00:30:41,869 --> 00:30:42,837 Wait. I'll fix it. I'll fix it. 583 00:30:42,937 --> 00:30:44,506 Damn. 584 00:30:44,606 --> 00:30:45,840 - OK. - OK. 585 00:30:45,940 --> 00:30:47,108 - Okay. - Okay, okay. 586 00:30:47,208 --> 00:30:48,610 So, this... 2008, this is correct. 587 00:30:50,411 --> 00:30:52,847 Was it because of the time issue? What is it...? 588 00:30:52,947 --> 00:30:54,849 Well, okay, I can figure this out. 589 00:30:54,949 --> 00:30:56,752 —I can solve it. —Bye, Matt. 590 00:30:56,851 --> 00:30:58,052 Where are you going?! 591 00:30:58,152 --> 00:31:00,054 Jay! You can't... 592 00:31:00,154 --> 00:31:01,757 You can't go out there. It's too... too much... 593 00:31:01,856 --> 00:31:04,192 What is he doing? Bird, no, no, no, no, no, no! 594 00:31:04,292 --> 00:31:06,194 Jay! 595 00:31:07,830 --> 00:31:10,365 Bird, bird! 596 00:31:10,465 --> 00:31:11,899 You can't go out there. 597 00:31:31,620 --> 00:31:32,420 What year is it? 598 00:31:37,325 --> 00:31:37,992 Oh. 599 00:31:39,460 --> 00:31:40,428 Oh! 600 00:31:44,298 --> 00:31:45,601 - Matt? - Yeah? 601 00:31:45,701 --> 00:31:48,002 - It's 2008. - I told you! 602 00:31:50,506 --> 00:31:52,306 I'm going to find a place to hide this motorhome. 603 00:32:02,049 --> 00:32:03,719 Okay, I think we're safe here. 604 00:32:03,819 --> 00:32:04,919 We are not safe. 605 00:32:07,121 --> 00:32:08,891 Well, I just want to say that no one is going to notice us. 606 00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:10,158 You know, you really encourage us. This is... 607 00:32:10,258 --> 00:32:12,160 - Go, go, go. - This is. 608 00:32:12,260 --> 00:32:12,661 You were the chosen one; I didn't do anything. 609 00:32:12,761 --> 00:32:14,395 Hey? 610 00:32:14,495 --> 00:32:16,130 You were the one driving the car. 611 00:32:16,230 --> 00:32:19,400 And then, suddenly, I get into a car accident. 612 00:32:19,500 --> 00:32:21,469 I didn't see... like a tram had appeared out of nowhere. 613 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:24,405 It didn't come out of nowhere. It was just there in 2008. 614 00:32:24,506 --> 00:32:26,140 And when we go through the flash... 615 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,876 - Yes. - ...we showed up. 616 00:32:27,975 --> 00:32:29,243 It's the same as in Back to the Future. 617 00:32:29,343 --> 00:32:31,179 No, or Back to the Future Two. 618 00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:32,815 Also occurs in Back to the Future 3. 619 00:32:32,915 --> 00:32:34,783 We have to figure out how to get back. 620 00:32:34,883 --> 00:32:36,984 - Yes. - How do we go back? 621 00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,086 We must have gone through something like a wormhole. 622 00:32:39,187 --> 00:32:42,658 We are stuck in 2008. The question is: 623 00:32:42,758 --> 00:32:46,662 "How can we use this to get a show at The Rivoli?" 624 00:32:46,762 --> 00:32:50,164 No, wait. That... that's secondary now, okay? 625 00:32:50,264 --> 00:32:52,133 First things first. 626 00:32:52,233 --> 00:32:53,936 Well, so we have travelled... 627 00:32:54,035 --> 00:32:57,573 Here, until 2008. 628 00:32:57,673 --> 00:32:58,707 That's how we are now. 629 00:32:58,807 --> 00:33:00,374 Damn. 630 00:33:00,475 --> 00:33:05,313 So, let's go backwards to 2025, 631 00:33:05,413 --> 00:33:09,651 But if we change something here, it will be a new 2025. 632 00:33:09,751 --> 00:33:11,185 Wait, wait. Stop, stop! 633 00:33:11,285 --> 00:33:12,688 It was an Ashton Kutcher movie. 634 00:33:14,857 --> 00:33:16,658 Butterfly effect. 635 00:33:16,758 --> 00:33:20,328 Anything we change could have dire consequences. 636 00:33:20,428 --> 00:33:23,097 So our present can change? 637 00:33:23,197 --> 00:33:25,534 We could go back to a future where 638 00:33:25,634 --> 00:33:27,301 The Rivoli does not exist. 639 00:33:27,401 --> 00:33:30,171 Or maybe somewhere else, like somewhere in Ottawa. 640 00:33:30,271 --> 00:33:32,240 Forget about it! What if we come back and suddenly 641 00:33:32,340 --> 00:33:34,308 You... don't play the piano anymore? 642 00:33:34,408 --> 00:33:37,579 Maybe I'm a drummer and we're a ska band. 643 00:33:37,679 --> 00:33:40,381 No Doubt before Gwen Stefani. Have you heard that music? 644 00:33:40,481 --> 00:33:42,618 Look for it. Have you heard it? 645 00:33:42,718 --> 00:33:44,686 - Let's keep thinking about... - Let's concentrate on the plan. 646 00:33:44,786 --> 00:33:46,387 You built a toy time machine. 647 00:33:46,487 --> 00:33:48,824 —Uh-huh. —And then it worked... 648 00:33:48,924 --> 00:33:50,291 - Somehow. - ...but now it's broken. 649 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:54,362 Maybe you just need to take a look under the hood. 650 00:33:54,462 --> 00:33:55,864 Wait. 651 00:33:55,964 --> 00:33:58,132 Maybe something is loose. 652 00:33:58,232 --> 00:34:01,102 It's broken. I broke it last night. 653 00:34:01,202 --> 00:34:02,704 The Orbitz spilled on me. 654 00:34:02,804 --> 00:34:04,973 Holy. 655 00:34:05,072 --> 00:34:06,240 But it's back now. 656 00:34:07,609 --> 00:34:08,442 Oh my god. 657 00:34:11,145 --> 00:34:12,246 - That? - This... 658 00:34:15,283 --> 00:34:16,952 Oh no! I ruined it! 659 00:34:17,051 --> 00:34:19,353 Oh, I totally ruined it! 660 00:34:19,453 --> 00:34:21,657 That's too stupid, isn't it? 661 00:34:21,757 --> 00:34:23,725 That? Tell me... Talk to me. 662 00:34:23,825 --> 00:34:25,928 Oh my God! Oh my God! 663 00:34:26,028 --> 00:34:27,696 Bird, this is going to sound crazy. 664 00:34:27,796 --> 00:34:29,196 That? What did he do? 665 00:34:29,297 --> 00:34:31,833 Orbitz! I spilled a bottle of Orbitz. 666 00:34:31,934 --> 00:34:34,201 - Are there any left? - No. I don't have any left. 667 00:34:34,302 --> 00:34:36,304 Eh, but we just need to find a way. 668 00:34:36,404 --> 00:34:37,739 to get another bottle or something. 669 00:34:37,839 --> 00:34:39,708 But that was your last bottle. 670 00:34:39,808 --> 00:34:41,810 In 2008, there wasn't even a left back. 671 00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:43,879 They stopped manufacturing it in 1999. 672 00:34:43,979 --> 00:34:45,112 I know, it was a big deal when we found all that... 673 00:34:47,081 --> 00:34:48,449 That's right. 674 00:34:48,550 --> 00:34:50,586 This is my last bottle in 2025, 675 00:34:50,686 --> 00:34:54,056 But in 2008, we still had a whole open case. 676 00:34:54,188 --> 00:34:56,625 In the apartment. That's where we have to go. 677 00:34:56,725 --> 00:34:58,359 And that means, guys, you can't be out here with... 678 00:34:58,459 --> 00:35:00,494 shaking the cameras like that. 679 00:35:00,596 --> 00:35:02,531 Because, look, they have futuristic video cameras. 680 00:35:02,631 --> 00:35:04,066 - They're looking... - Exactly, they're like... 681 00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:05,634 Look at Luca. It seems... 682 00:35:05,734 --> 00:35:08,202 It looks like something out of the Matrix. 683 00:35:08,302 --> 00:35:11,039 So this whole sequence from 2008, which would be very difficult 684 00:35:11,138 --> 00:35:13,240 pretend this wasn't really 2008, 685 00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:14,342 It will not be filmed. 686 00:35:17,012 --> 00:35:18,379 Oh, use the old camera? 687 00:35:18,479 --> 00:35:20,281 Yes, okay, in that case, you can. 688 00:35:20,381 --> 00:35:21,550 Yes, okay. You have to use this. 689 00:35:49,711 --> 00:35:50,679 Oh my god. 690 00:35:54,148 --> 00:35:55,751 Ah! Oh wow. 691 00:35:56,985 --> 00:35:58,120 Gothic. 692 00:35:58,219 --> 00:35:59,655 Wow. 693 00:35:59,755 --> 00:36:00,856 Authentic Gothic. 694 00:36:03,525 --> 00:36:06,028 Look what a gothic style it has. 695 00:36:06,128 --> 00:36:07,029 They are goths! 696 00:36:07,129 --> 00:36:09,131 Wow. 697 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,033 Men forgot that that's a great way 698 00:36:11,133 --> 00:36:12,100 to get girls out of your, uh... 699 00:36:12,199 --> 00:36:13,635 Mate. 700 00:36:13,735 --> 00:36:15,837 That? 701 00:36:15,937 --> 00:36:19,875 That guy looks a lot like me. Do you see the guy down there? 702 00:36:19,975 --> 00:36:23,111 That guy looks like me. 703 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,478 He has your hat. 704 00:36:24,579 --> 00:36:25,781 Jay, it's us. That's us. 705 00:36:27,181 --> 00:36:27,849 Holy. 706 00:36:31,653 --> 00:36:32,721 Oh look. They even have a little Jared. 707 00:36:34,556 --> 00:36:37,159 Jared... there you are, filming us. 708 00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:39,695 Oh my God! Look how young he looks. 709 00:36:39,795 --> 00:36:41,395 Not really, here. Jay, put one here. 710 00:36:41,495 --> 00:36:43,197 - Where? - Put it right here. 711 00:36:43,297 --> 00:36:44,265 No, on this side with me. On this side with me. 712 00:36:44,365 --> 00:36:46,233 - OK. - Come to this side. 713 00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:48,136 No, no, no, put one right up against this thing. 714 00:36:48,235 --> 00:36:50,872 - OK. - This way! 715 00:36:50,972 --> 00:36:52,273 What the hell are we doing? 716 00:36:52,373 --> 00:36:54,042 That's, uh, we... we... It's a plan. 717 00:36:54,142 --> 00:36:55,376 This is one of my classic plans. Look. 718 00:36:55,476 --> 00:36:58,847 Brochure plan! Oh my God! 719 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:00,749 That's a good plan! 720 00:37:00,849 --> 00:37:03,885 How come this didn't work? We should repeat this plan. 721 00:37:09,524 --> 00:37:11,193 Jay, I have a feeling 722 00:37:11,292 --> 00:37:12,460 Things are going to turn out well for us. 723 00:37:16,798 --> 00:37:20,035 Is he a policeman? Are those police officers watching us? 724 00:37:20,135 --> 00:37:22,436 Let's go down here. Let's just walk around here. 725 00:37:22,537 --> 00:37:23,337 Oh shit! Hide, hide! 726 00:37:28,143 --> 00:37:29,678 Do you think that guy looks like me? 727 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,414 That guy? He looks like me. 728 00:37:35,183 --> 00:37:37,853 It's because he's wearing that hat. 729 00:37:37,953 --> 00:37:40,155 Sick. 730 00:37:40,254 --> 00:37:40,856 The boy looks like you. 731 00:37:43,324 --> 00:37:45,493 Okay, okay, this is our chance. 732 00:37:45,594 --> 00:37:47,162 - Come on. - Yes, yes. 733 00:37:47,261 --> 00:37:48,697 - It got caught on my... - That's my jacket. 734 00:37:48,797 --> 00:37:49,765 - You turned it upside down. - Come on, come on, come on. 735 00:37:49,865 --> 00:37:50,665 Your hat! 736 00:37:57,973 --> 00:37:58,840 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 737 00:38:02,144 --> 00:38:04,079 - Hey, okay. - Okay, let's go. 738 00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:05,080 - Come on! - Yes of course. 739 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:06,313 Oh, God. Man, it's open. 740 00:38:06,413 --> 00:38:09,084 Do you remember our old apartment? 741 00:38:09,184 --> 00:38:12,087 Okay, okay. 742 00:38:12,187 --> 00:38:13,655 Okay, get in and get out quickly. 743 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:14,990 Yeah, I think we left Orbitz. 744 00:38:15,090 --> 00:38:16,858 On top of the oven, right? 745 00:38:16,958 --> 00:38:18,727 Yes, but we can't touch anything else. 746 00:38:18,827 --> 00:38:19,961 Ah yes, the butterfly effect. 747 00:38:20,061 --> 00:38:21,530 This is just like Aladdin. 748 00:38:21,630 --> 00:38:23,231 Don't touch anything but the Orbitz. 749 00:38:23,330 --> 00:38:24,633 Go. 750 00:38:26,500 --> 00:38:28,402 Okay. We have to make it look... 751 00:38:28,503 --> 00:38:29,871 - They're right there. - Yes, yes, yes. 752 00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:31,273 I'm going to buy the Orbitz and then we're out of here. 753 00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:31,940 - OK. - Come on, come on. 754 00:38:37,012 --> 00:38:38,747 It's empty. 755 00:38:38,847 --> 00:38:40,148 Look. Look around you. Look for them. 756 00:38:40,248 --> 00:38:41,616 Come on! Find them! 757 00:38:46,453 --> 00:38:48,422 Where the hell are they? 758 00:38:48,523 --> 00:38:52,326 Fuck, loot the place! 759 00:38:52,426 --> 00:38:53,795 Shh, shh, shh, shh. 760 00:38:56,264 --> 00:38:58,834 - Oh! - Oh my God! 761 00:39:02,637 --> 00:39:04,405 No, not Jared, not Jared. 762 00:39:04,506 --> 00:39:06,041 Why not? Why not? 763 00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:09,644 Okay, we have to rehearse, we have to rehearse. 764 00:39:09,744 --> 00:39:11,580 Come on! Come on! Come on! 765 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:12,747 Do you think it will work? 766 00:39:12,848 --> 00:39:14,516 As far as I'm concerned, 767 00:39:14,616 --> 00:39:16,885 Tonight we play at The Rivoli. 768 00:39:16,985 --> 00:39:17,953 And what were we doing before we left? 769 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:21,156 Do I have a driver? No, I drive myself. 770 00:39:21,256 --> 00:39:22,423 What scene do we cut to? 771 00:39:22,524 --> 00:39:24,025 He's on his way. 772 00:39:24,125 --> 00:39:25,527 - Oh, okay, uh... - Actually, you know what? 773 00:39:25,627 --> 00:39:27,095 Let's get straight to the fight. 774 00:39:27,195 --> 00:39:29,197 Well. 775 00:39:29,297 --> 00:39:32,801 You're on your last legs, Cream Corn. 776 00:39:32,901 --> 00:39:36,071 You should have thought twice before coming across the Can Opener. 777 00:39:36,171 --> 00:39:37,606 By God! 778 00:39:37,706 --> 00:39:38,874 My name is your archenemy-- 779 00:39:42,611 --> 00:39:44,846 You should have thought twice before confronting me... 780 00:39:47,015 --> 00:39:49,317 "Go to jail?" Did you say "Go to jail"? 781 00:39:49,416 --> 00:39:51,052 I could go to jail. 782 00:39:51,152 --> 00:39:53,989 Ah yes, illegal time travel. 783 00:39:54,089 --> 00:39:56,191 —I hereby sentence you... —Is that true? 784 00:39:56,291 --> 00:39:58,159 That's what he's saying, jail for this. 785 00:39:58,260 --> 00:39:59,794 - Jail? - Jail. 786 00:40:01,229 --> 00:40:02,797 Ridiculous. 787 00:40:02,898 --> 00:40:05,466 Now I've got you, Creamy Corn! 788 00:40:05,567 --> 00:40:08,169 Let him come look for me, dammit. 789 00:40:08,270 --> 00:40:09,938 Let him find me. 790 00:40:10,038 --> 00:40:11,840 What I'm going to do. I'm going to get my young self back. 791 00:40:14,209 --> 00:40:16,878 ♪ Castlevania, Fatal Fury, Ninja JaJaMaru-kun ♪ 792 00:40:16,978 --> 00:40:20,081 ♪ ActRaiser, Blazing Lazers, Bases Loaded, Mega Turrican ♪ 793 00:40:20,181 --> 00:40:22,817 ♪ Cybernator, Rolling Thunder, Dynastic Hero ♪ 794 00:40:22,918 --> 00:40:24,886 ♪ Bubble, double drip ♪ 795 00:40:24,986 --> 00:40:26,788 - ♪ Double Dragon, F-Zero ♪ - I get it. 796 00:40:26,888 --> 00:40:28,957 Creamy corn, son of a bitch! 797 00:40:29,057 --> 00:40:30,926 That? you didn't think 798 00:40:31,026 --> 00:40:33,061 A supervillain called Can Opener would be... 799 00:40:37,699 --> 00:40:38,767 I think they're gone. 800 00:40:41,937 --> 00:40:43,538 - Hello. - That? 801 00:40:43,638 --> 00:40:46,074 Shh, shh. I think they're gone. 802 00:40:46,174 --> 00:40:47,809 Come on. Come on. Perfect. 803 00:40:50,879 --> 00:40:51,780 - Okay, okay. - Let's go out. 804 00:41:01,056 --> 00:41:04,326 Jay, I thought you wanted to sleep. 805 00:41:04,426 --> 00:41:05,694 Let's do... let's do a quick rehearsal. 806 00:41:07,929 --> 00:41:08,830 Sure, I'll play something on the piano. 807 00:41:14,536 --> 00:41:16,871 - Are you there? - Yes. 808 00:41:16,972 --> 00:41:18,472 I'm going to go up and look. 809 00:41:37,592 --> 00:41:39,361 I feel like we've played that before. 810 00:41:39,461 --> 00:41:41,162 I think we've played that before. 811 00:41:41,262 --> 00:41:43,531 Do something... Something new. Do something new. 812 00:42:12,527 --> 00:42:14,029 Mate. 813 00:42:15,296 --> 00:42:16,731 Hey. 814 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:19,901 What are you doing? 815 00:42:21,403 --> 00:42:23,238 Oh, this is... 816 00:42:23,338 --> 00:42:26,408 I'm visiting you in your dreams... 817 00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,176 to bring you this idea for a song 818 00:42:28,276 --> 00:42:29,711 to play with the band. 819 00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,181 And this is... and I am a spirit. 820 00:42:33,281 --> 00:42:35,717 And I am a Dickensian spirit 821 00:42:35,817 --> 00:42:37,752 to bring you the melody of this song. 822 00:42:37,852 --> 00:42:39,587 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ 823 00:42:39,687 --> 00:42:40,555 ♪ Do-do-do- do-do-do ♪ 824 00:42:40,655 --> 00:42:41,956 Oh you! 825 00:42:44,793 --> 00:42:46,161 Good night. 826 00:42:46,261 --> 00:42:47,128 Bye bye. 827 00:42:58,339 --> 00:43:00,442 I understand. 828 00:43:11,152 --> 00:43:12,454 Hey. 829 00:43:12,555 --> 00:43:15,356 Hello... Bird. 830 00:43:17,325 --> 00:43:19,794 I had a very strange dream. 831 00:43:19,894 --> 00:43:22,931 I heard this... song. 832 00:43:23,031 --> 00:43:25,967 ♪ Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun ♪ 833 00:43:26,067 --> 00:43:28,803 And you were there, you were a spirit. 834 00:43:28,903 --> 00:43:30,972 Des-- Descended spirit? 835 00:43:34,642 --> 00:43:36,811 Well... 836 00:43:36,911 --> 00:43:37,846 Hey, let's watch TV. 837 00:43:39,681 --> 00:43:40,682 The H1N1 flu virus... 838 00:43:40,782 --> 00:43:42,684 H1N1. 839 00:43:44,486 --> 00:43:46,488 Oh yes. It's, uh, swine flu. 840 00:43:46,589 --> 00:43:49,791 Maybe they'll get a, uh... 841 00:43:49,891 --> 00:43:52,127 ...a vaccine that they force us all to get for that. 842 00:43:55,163 --> 00:43:58,066 Oh, I forgot to tell you about my grandmother. 843 00:43:58,166 --> 00:44:00,835 My mother is going to Montreal right now to visit her. 844 00:44:00,935 --> 00:44:02,303 They may have to put her in a nursing home. 845 00:44:03,572 --> 00:44:05,807 Nice... 846 00:44:05,907 --> 00:44:07,576 It's a pretty real thing, you know? 847 00:44:07,675 --> 00:44:09,310 Getting older is... It doesn't excite me. 848 00:44:15,116 --> 00:44:19,287 You know, uh, the truth is, 849 00:44:19,387 --> 00:44:22,757 If you have a... best friend, 850 00:44:22,857 --> 00:44:25,226 You won't even notice that you are getting older. 851 00:44:32,568 --> 00:44:34,802 Do you like Russell Peters? 852 00:44:34,903 --> 00:44:37,506 Okay, great question. 853 00:44:37,606 --> 00:44:40,609 He did racial comedy at the right time... 854 00:44:40,708 --> 00:44:43,378 Man, I mean, it's so... 855 00:44:43,478 --> 00:44:45,346 Russell... Oh man, is this 2008? 856 00:44:45,446 --> 00:44:47,215 I don't like him. 857 00:44:47,315 --> 00:44:49,585 Yes, I say the same. 858 00:44:49,684 --> 00:44:52,220 Well, I, uh, I have to go. 859 00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:53,788 Well, you know, 860 00:44:53,888 --> 00:44:54,657 I'm going to take a shower or something and then... 861 00:44:54,756 --> 00:44:56,391 Excellent. 862 00:44:56,491 --> 00:44:57,792 I'll be ready in half an hour. 863 00:44:57,892 --> 00:45:00,361 and we can go over... whatever, or something like that. 864 00:45:00,461 --> 00:45:01,564 Review sometime... Review what? 865 00:45:01,664 --> 00:45:02,931 That's how it is. Don't know. 866 00:45:03,031 --> 00:45:03,865 - Get rid of him. - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 867 00:45:03,965 --> 00:45:05,200 Yes, yes, yes. 868 00:45:05,300 --> 00:45:06,602 Do you want me to light some fireworks? 869 00:45:06,701 --> 00:45:08,002 Marvelous. Fire. Perfect. 870 00:45:08,102 --> 00:45:10,171 - Yes ok. - OK. 871 00:45:10,271 --> 00:45:11,239 - Brilliant. - That was stupid. 872 00:45:13,576 --> 00:45:14,809 Goodbye, Jay. 873 00:45:16,377 --> 00:45:17,378 Phew. 874 00:45:23,785 --> 00:45:25,720 - I was about to do... - Come on, come on. 875 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,623 Today I was about to make a very serious mistake. 876 00:45:27,722 --> 00:45:29,991 I'm sorry. What did you say? 877 00:45:30,091 --> 00:45:32,026 Today I was about to make a very serious mistake. 878 00:45:33,761 --> 00:45:35,598 - This morning... - Yes? 879 00:45:35,698 --> 00:45:36,898 ...I was trying to escape. 880 00:45:40,034 --> 00:45:42,937 I was trying to escape. Leave you. 881 00:45:43,037 --> 00:45:44,239 The band. All. 882 00:45:47,375 --> 00:45:51,079 I thought I could go away and become famous without you. 883 00:45:51,179 --> 00:45:53,515 I got it, I got it, I got it. 884 00:45:53,616 --> 00:45:56,451 You're crazy? 885 00:46:02,357 --> 00:46:03,758 I'm ashamed. 886 00:46:05,628 --> 00:46:06,629 Why would it be? 887 00:46:06,729 --> 00:46:08,429 No, I... 888 00:46:08,530 --> 00:46:10,832 Why...? Why not...? 889 00:46:10,932 --> 00:46:12,635 Hey, hey, hey, hey. 890 00:46:12,735 --> 00:46:14,135 Wait. Are you saying...? So... 891 00:46:16,838 --> 00:46:18,906 Well-- 892 00:46:19,007 --> 00:46:21,510 I'm kidding. 893 00:46:21,610 --> 00:46:24,379 Well. 894 00:46:24,479 --> 00:46:26,014 Okay, okay, but here's the thing... 895 00:46:26,114 --> 00:46:27,849 All this, all this... 896 00:46:27,949 --> 00:46:29,917 Matt, wait... wait. Hey, where are you going? 897 00:46:30,018 --> 00:46:30,985 Where are you going? Matt, Matt. 898 00:46:31,085 --> 00:46:33,388 Stop, stop, stop, stop! Ah! 899 00:46:33,488 --> 00:46:34,489 Matt, what are you doing? 900 00:46:36,424 --> 00:46:38,026 We can't change anything. 901 00:46:38,126 --> 00:46:40,261 Hello. You'll be better, right? 902 00:46:40,361 --> 00:46:42,397 Let's see who benefits. 903 00:46:42,497 --> 00:46:43,831 No. Stop. 904 00:47:19,702 --> 00:47:21,069 Okay... So... 905 00:47:23,004 --> 00:47:25,641 Julio: I'm starting the time machine! 906 00:47:25,741 --> 00:47:28,276 July 10, 20-- 907 00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:29,310 The tenth? No, no, no. We return on the 12th. 908 00:47:29,410 --> 00:47:31,212 The 12th. 909 00:47:31,312 --> 00:47:33,848 We will return two days early. 910 00:47:33,948 --> 00:47:35,350 So I can make the skydiving plan myself. 911 00:47:38,853 --> 00:47:39,588 Good. 912 00:48:17,392 --> 00:48:19,260 Go! 913 00:48:38,781 --> 00:48:40,014 Not again! 914 00:48:47,922 --> 00:48:50,057 Oh. 915 00:48:51,392 --> 00:48:53,729 Oh my god. 916 00:48:55,363 --> 00:48:56,364 I hit my butt. 917 00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:02,203 Oh my God! I've hit my butt. 918 00:49:03,971 --> 00:49:07,843 I hit my butt. 919 00:49:07,942 --> 00:49:09,778 Bird. 920 00:49:09,878 --> 00:49:10,712 These are Roz and Mocha... 921 00:49:15,216 --> 00:49:17,318 Jay? 922 00:49:17,418 --> 00:49:18,554 You're listening to my boys, Roz and Mocha. 923 00:49:22,290 --> 00:49:23,958 Jay?! 924 00:49:24,058 --> 00:49:25,259 Oh I'm sorry. 925 00:49:51,419 --> 00:49:52,320 Jay? 926 00:49:59,728 --> 00:50:00,729 I'm home now! 927 00:50:08,537 --> 00:50:09,337 Well. 928 00:50:13,775 --> 00:50:14,408 It's all the same. 929 00:50:17,144 --> 00:50:18,079 What the devil...? 930 00:50:24,853 --> 00:50:27,154 Very funny. Very funny. 931 00:50:29,490 --> 00:50:30,692 Well done Jay! 932 00:50:34,796 --> 00:50:36,264 You have to give him credit. It's a good detail. 933 00:50:39,568 --> 00:50:41,737 So, now I'm the dr-- Now, I'm the drummer. 934 00:50:45,908 --> 00:50:46,775 Mate?! 935 00:50:46,875 --> 00:50:48,409 Jay?! 936 00:50:48,510 --> 00:50:50,012 We already solved it, friend. 937 00:50:50,111 --> 00:50:52,848 Woo! We get it. We get it. We get it. 938 00:50:52,948 --> 00:50:55,517 We have solved it. 939 00:50:55,617 --> 00:50:56,818 We already have the plan, okay? 940 00:50:56,919 --> 00:50:59,487 Very good. So... 941 00:50:59,588 --> 00:51:01,289 So, you know we've had problems. 942 00:51:01,389 --> 00:51:03,491 Get tickets to the show, right? 943 00:51:03,592 --> 00:51:06,929 It turns out that there is an additional section. 944 00:51:07,029 --> 00:51:09,497 of tickets that will go on sale exclusively 945 00:51:09,598 --> 00:51:12,000 to Visa Avion Infinite Privilege 946 00:51:12,099 --> 00:51:13,301 Private banking cardholders, okay? 947 00:51:13,401 --> 00:51:15,469 The best. The best of the best. 948 00:51:15,571 --> 00:51:17,204 Now there is an individual we know 949 00:51:17,305 --> 00:51:20,042 who has a Visa Avion Infinite Privilege card 950 00:51:20,141 --> 00:51:22,476 private bank card, and that is... 951 00:51:22,578 --> 00:51:23,679 My aunt. 952 00:51:23,779 --> 00:51:25,413 Ethan's aunt. 953 00:51:25,514 --> 00:51:28,482 Michael and I arrived at his door, 954 00:51:28,584 --> 00:51:32,186 We told him that we are also Chinese. 955 00:51:32,286 --> 00:51:33,120 - That? - All our lives. 956 00:51:33,220 --> 00:51:34,590 All our lives. 957 00:51:34,690 --> 00:51:36,625 Born-- Born in Chin-- Born in China. 958 00:51:36,725 --> 00:51:37,759 His father is white, his mother Chinese. 959 00:51:37,859 --> 00:51:39,327 Mother tongue: Chinese. 960 00:51:39,427 --> 00:51:40,796 My parents are both Chinese. 961 00:51:40,896 --> 00:51:42,931 Okay, okay. So, let me... let me... let me get this... 962 00:51:43,031 --> 00:51:43,932 Let me, uh, get this straight. 963 00:51:44,032 --> 00:51:45,232 Well. 964 00:51:48,269 --> 00:51:50,404 Jay McCarrol hired them. 965 00:51:50,505 --> 00:51:51,172 You are improvisers and you are here to teach me a lesson. 966 00:51:51,272 --> 00:51:53,341 You're already gone. 967 00:51:53,441 --> 00:51:55,209 - We are home sellers. - No, no, no, no, no. 968 00:51:55,309 --> 00:51:58,847 I'm telling you it's game over, guys. 969 00:51:58,947 --> 00:52:03,552 Jay hired you to teach me a lesson about what it's like. 970 00:52:03,652 --> 00:52:06,855 be on the receiving end of these harebrained plans. 971 00:52:06,955 --> 00:52:10,092 Jay, I understand. I'm sorry my plans are so ridiculous. 972 00:52:10,191 --> 00:52:11,793 Now I see that, 973 00:52:11,893 --> 00:52:16,464 Yeah, maybe it could be a little more, um... 974 00:52:16,565 --> 00:52:17,799 What's up? Why am I telling you this? 975 00:52:17,899 --> 00:52:19,768 Okay, yes. 976 00:52:19,868 --> 00:52:22,436 Congratulations. Very good. 977 00:52:22,537 --> 00:52:25,107 That was extraordinarily well done. 978 00:52:25,206 --> 00:52:27,676 Matt Johnson's troika split into three. 979 00:52:27,776 --> 00:52:31,546 I love having an Asian part in my body. 980 00:52:31,647 --> 00:52:34,116 Maybe it's my sensitivity. 981 00:52:34,215 --> 00:52:37,719 So, uh, I guess that's all that's left. 982 00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:39,921 It's so I can kick your ass. 983 00:52:40,022 --> 00:52:42,024 - That? - Friend. Matt. 984 00:52:42,124 --> 00:52:43,592 -Who goes first? - What's happening? 985 00:52:43,692 --> 00:52:45,493 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Why do I have this? 986 00:52:45,594 --> 00:52:49,097 Why do you have what? 987 00:52:49,196 --> 00:52:50,966 Why do I have that? 988 00:52:51,066 --> 00:52:53,035 - We all have them. - Friend... 989 00:52:53,135 --> 00:52:53,902 How...? 990 00:53:01,576 --> 00:53:02,410 Oh my god. 991 00:53:08,016 --> 00:53:08,917 Oh my god. 992 00:53:14,923 --> 00:53:15,791 What is this plan for? 993 00:53:18,392 --> 00:53:19,594 It's the Jay McCarrol concert. To get tickets. 994 00:53:22,898 --> 00:53:25,667 You're trying to get tickets to a Jay McCarrol concert, 995 00:53:25,767 --> 00:53:26,702 because Jay McCarrol is a famous musician. 996 00:53:29,270 --> 00:53:31,073 Yes. 997 00:53:31,173 --> 00:53:33,975 And I am... 998 00:53:38,513 --> 00:53:40,015 In a Jay McCarrol tribute band. 999 00:53:49,191 --> 00:53:50,559 Oh! I'm sorry. 1000 00:54:19,054 --> 00:54:19,855 Yes. 1001 00:54:25,127 --> 00:54:25,660 It's in everything. Yeah. 1002 00:54:31,166 --> 00:54:32,299 OK. Pleased to meet you. 1003 00:54:43,310 --> 00:54:43,812 Do you think you'd be famous without me? 1004 00:54:46,047 --> 00:54:47,048 You would be famous right now. 1005 00:54:49,350 --> 00:54:51,352 You would be famous right now, right? 1006 00:54:51,452 --> 00:54:53,121 If it weren't for me. 1007 00:54:53,221 --> 00:54:56,792 Next stop: Chestnut Street. 1008 00:54:56,892 --> 00:54:58,359 Would your life have been better if you had never met me? 1009 00:54:58,459 --> 00:54:59,561 Don't know. Don't know. 1010 00:54:59,661 --> 00:55:00,962 Well, there's a way to find out. 1011 00:55:01,062 --> 00:55:02,130 There is a way to find out. 1012 00:55:02,230 --> 00:55:03,031 - Easy. No... - No, no, no. 1013 00:55:03,131 --> 00:55:04,566 We can't change anything. 1014 00:55:04,666 --> 00:55:06,300 Yeah, well, I know something we can change. 1015 00:55:09,805 --> 00:55:12,339 You will wake him up. You will wake him up. 1016 00:55:24,385 --> 00:55:27,522 It worked, baby! Okay. We have to go! We have to go! 1017 00:55:27,622 --> 00:55:29,090 It was much more fun. 1018 00:55:29,191 --> 00:55:30,826 It was more than I thought. 1019 00:55:30,926 --> 00:55:32,326 Do you already have your bag? 1020 00:55:32,426 --> 00:55:33,728 Yes, yes. Come on, come on. 1021 00:55:33,829 --> 00:55:36,330 Ladies and gentlemen. 1022 00:55:36,430 --> 00:55:37,866 Can I have your attention please? 1023 00:55:40,669 --> 00:55:42,436 The time has come for the final countdown. 1024 00:55:47,642 --> 00:55:51,046 The show begins in... 1025 00:55:51,146 --> 00:55:52,147 ten... 1026 00:55:52,247 --> 00:55:54,983 ...nine, eight, seven, 1027 00:55:55,083 --> 00:55:57,986 six, five, four... 1028 00:55:58,086 --> 00:56:01,556 Three, two, one. Come on! 1029 00:56:07,662 --> 00:56:09,998 Hello Toronto! 1030 00:56:19,406 --> 00:56:23,111 ♪ I'm so sorry, I've missed you ♪ 1031 00:56:23,211 --> 00:56:26,214 ♪ Hair, always waving ♪ 1032 00:56:26,314 --> 00:56:29,885 ♪ So tall, chin up ♪ 1033 00:56:29,985 --> 00:56:32,287 ♪ I don't care if I never come... ♪ 1034 00:56:34,756 --> 00:56:36,925 He's not even sweating. 1035 00:56:37,025 --> 00:56:38,026 He's crazy, man. 1036 00:56:40,729 --> 00:56:42,764 Do you think if I told him my username he would remember me? 1037 00:56:42,864 --> 00:56:44,232 - Your what? Sorry? - About what? 1038 00:56:44,332 --> 00:56:45,133 - Ah, from the forums. - Yes. 1039 00:56:45,233 --> 00:56:46,001 Maybe. 1040 00:56:49,304 --> 00:56:52,274 OK. Thank you. OK. 1041 00:56:52,374 --> 00:56:52,841 I'll be right back. 1042 00:56:58,914 --> 00:57:00,715 Jay, hey, hey, hey. No. He is my friend. 1043 00:57:00,815 --> 00:57:02,416 This... He's my... He's my best friend. 1044 00:57:02,517 --> 00:57:03,818 He is my best friend. He is my best friend. 1045 00:57:03,919 --> 00:57:05,553 - But. Alright. - Jay, it's me. 1046 00:57:05,654 --> 00:57:07,989 This is crazy, I found you. What the fuck is happening? 1047 00:57:08,089 --> 00:57:10,625 Look at this. 1048 00:57:10,725 --> 00:57:12,827 Okay, I guess we need to get back in the time machine. 1049 00:57:12,928 --> 00:57:14,529 and figure out how to do it again, 1050 00:57:14,629 --> 00:57:16,598 or, like, some other version of this, 1051 00:57:16,698 --> 00:57:17,799 Because there has to be a way we can do this. 1052 00:57:17,899 --> 00:57:19,200 where are we both, where is it, how- 1053 00:57:19,301 --> 00:57:20,735 Where does Nirvana the Band get this from? 1054 00:57:20,835 --> 00:57:24,539 You guys need to meet my old friend, Matt. 1055 00:57:25,807 --> 00:57:26,975 That? 1056 00:57:27,075 --> 00:57:29,210 God. You look well. 1057 00:57:29,311 --> 00:57:32,814 They have passed, what? 17 years old? 1058 00:57:32,914 --> 00:57:35,050 Incredible. 1059 00:57:35,150 --> 00:57:36,818 Know? We actually used to have a band together. 1060 00:57:36,918 --> 00:57:38,420 To give you an idea, it was called... 1061 00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,255 - No. No, no. - ...Nirvanna the Band. 1062 00:57:40,355 --> 00:57:41,089 Wait. 1063 00:57:41,189 --> 00:57:42,991 By no means. 1064 00:57:43,091 --> 00:57:45,126 No, no, no. Bird, you have to remember that. Wait. 1065 00:57:45,226 --> 00:57:46,995 Yes, yes. I remember it. 1066 00:57:47,095 --> 00:57:48,229 No, no, no. I'm telling you... No, but you have to remember. 1067 00:57:48,330 --> 00:57:49,597 - You have to remember it. - OK. 1068 00:57:49,698 --> 00:57:50,332 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah! 1069 00:57:50,432 --> 00:57:51,733 Yes, everything is fine. 1070 00:57:51,833 --> 00:57:53,101 Look at me. Look at me. Bird, it's me. 1071 00:57:53,201 --> 00:57:55,103 It's me, Jay. 1072 00:57:55,203 --> 00:57:56,638 - I hope you were well. -Jay. No, no, no. 1073 00:57:56,738 --> 00:57:58,239 You have to remember it. Jay. You have to! No, Jay! 1074 00:57:58,340 --> 00:57:59,674 Jay, Jay, Jay! You have to remember it! 1075 00:57:59,774 --> 00:58:00,942 Bird, bird, bird. You have to remember it! 1076 00:58:01,042 --> 00:58:03,078 It's me! It's me! 1077 00:58:03,178 --> 00:58:05,981 This is not right! We're on the wrong timeline! 1078 00:58:06,081 --> 00:58:08,450 Bird! Jay! 1079 00:58:08,550 --> 00:58:09,184 Do you want a photo or something? 1080 00:58:09,284 --> 00:58:10,819 Jay! 1081 00:58:16,191 --> 00:58:17,491 Excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1082 00:58:36,411 --> 00:58:37,278 Oh no. 1083 00:58:39,347 --> 00:58:43,251 Jay! 1084 00:58:50,058 --> 00:58:51,359 Thank you, sir. 1085 00:58:51,459 --> 00:58:54,229 Jay, I love you. 1086 00:58:54,329 --> 00:58:55,997 You look clean, Jay. 1087 00:58:56,097 --> 00:58:59,667 ♪ I don't care if I ever come down ♪ 1088 00:58:59,768 --> 00:59:00,568 "Jay McCarrol... 1089 00:59:02,003 --> 00:59:03,772 "Write 'Never Fall'?" 1090 00:59:03,872 --> 00:59:06,007 I was in a bad housing situation. 1091 00:59:06,107 --> 00:59:07,909 and I had many nightmares. 1092 00:59:08,009 --> 00:59:10,578 This song came to me in a dream, it ended up being, 1093 00:59:10,678 --> 00:59:12,580 Well, a great song that became a hit. 1094 00:59:12,680 --> 00:59:14,315 As you already know with this song, 1095 00:59:14,416 --> 00:59:16,418 It is an absolute classic, 1096 00:59:16,519 --> 00:59:19,654 and has sustained the career of Jay McCarrol 1097 00:59:19,754 --> 00:59:21,589 For more than a decade now. 1098 00:59:21,689 --> 00:59:23,224 I heard you're afraid of clowns. 1099 00:59:23,324 --> 00:59:24,659 I'm not afraid of clowns. 1100 00:59:24,759 --> 00:59:26,061 But I heard you were. 1101 00:59:27,562 --> 00:59:30,131 I'm out here... Oh, oh. Richard. 1102 00:59:33,902 --> 00:59:36,037 Jay McCarrol is here! 1103 00:59:36,137 --> 00:59:38,541 Hi guys. 1104 00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:40,008 - Jay, welcome back. - How are you? 1105 00:59:40,108 --> 00:59:40,608 How nice to see you here today! 1106 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,777 Oh. Yes. 1107 00:59:42,877 --> 00:59:44,279 You're here, but you're not going to be here for long. 1108 00:59:44,379 --> 00:59:47,148 Because you're about to go and rock the world. 1109 00:59:47,248 --> 00:59:49,584 And what is going through your head right now? 1110 00:59:49,684 --> 00:59:51,586 Have you prepared for this? Can you prepare for this? 1111 00:59:53,688 --> 00:59:55,723 Yes. 1112 00:59:55,824 --> 00:59:57,625 So when you go through these moments, 1113 00:59:57,725 --> 00:59:59,861 whether with a song or a tour 1114 00:59:59,961 --> 01:00:02,130 or a show or a prize or whatever, 1115 01:00:02,230 --> 01:00:04,766 We all still have someone in our lives. 1116 01:00:04,866 --> 01:00:06,634 We want to make them proud, you know what I mean? 1117 01:00:06,734 --> 01:00:08,303 No matter how successful you are, 1118 01:00:08,403 --> 01:00:10,472 You still have that person you want to make proud. 1119 01:00:10,573 --> 01:00:12,508 For example, who do you call first? 1120 01:00:12,607 --> 01:00:14,609 when you come off the stage, 1121 01:00:14,709 --> 01:00:16,277 Those times when you think, "Oh my God, I have to share this"? 1122 01:00:16,377 --> 01:00:17,312 Who are you calling? 1123 01:00:22,951 --> 01:00:24,152 I, uh... 1124 01:00:28,857 --> 01:00:31,392 Like a... Like a friend. Who is your best friend? 1125 01:00:37,799 --> 01:00:39,568 Not again! Ah! 1126 01:00:39,667 --> 01:00:41,903 ♪ I don't care if I never come down ♪ 1127 01:00:48,476 --> 01:00:49,244 Are you okay? 1128 01:00:51,012 --> 01:00:53,248 MJ? 1129 01:00:53,348 --> 01:00:54,649 Alright, you're listening to Jay McCarrol, 1130 01:00:54,749 --> 01:00:56,851 "Never come down." 1131 01:00:56,951 --> 01:00:59,588 And yes, you are listening to the Roz and Mocha show. 1132 01:00:59,687 --> 01:01:01,524 Guess what? We are giving away two tickets. 1133 01:01:01,624 --> 01:01:05,260 to tonight's show as part of Jay McCarrol's world tour. 1134 01:01:05,360 --> 01:01:06,861 All you have to do is call us right now. 1135 01:01:06,961 --> 01:01:08,897 and tell us which street in Toronto 1136 01:01:08,997 --> 01:01:11,733 Is Jay McCarrol still alive? 1137 01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:14,269 416-870-8888. That's the... 1138 01:01:17,272 --> 01:01:19,841 Oh my god, I slapped my butt! 1139 01:01:24,078 --> 01:01:26,549 Hey, hello? 1140 01:01:26,649 --> 01:01:28,716 I think I live here. 1141 01:01:31,186 --> 01:01:32,720 I have it. I have it. I have it right here. 1142 01:01:32,820 --> 01:01:34,523 I have it outside. It's right here. 1143 01:01:34,623 --> 01:01:35,990 It's right in front, at the main door. 1144 01:01:36,090 --> 01:01:37,560 What the hell, man? Where the hell have you been? 1145 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:39,694 Yes. Yes, you are right. Relax everyone. 1146 01:01:39,794 --> 01:01:41,062 That's why I tell you that you have to relax, 1147 01:01:41,162 --> 01:01:42,730 Because, of course, it's going to be here. 1148 01:01:42,830 --> 01:01:44,465 It's here. No, it's okay. It's perfectly. 1149 01:01:54,175 --> 01:01:56,411 Okay, who goes first? Who goes first? 1150 01:01:56,512 --> 01:01:57,345 Well. 1151 01:01:59,113 --> 01:01:59,747 Of course! 1152 01:02:01,282 --> 01:02:01,849 Oh wow. 1153 01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:04,219 That's... Wow. What fun. 1154 01:02:10,593 --> 01:02:11,092 Wow. Thanks a lot. 1155 01:02:13,962 --> 01:02:14,796 Thank you so much. 1156 01:02:24,673 --> 01:02:26,140 Jay, Jay, Jay! You have to remember it! 1157 01:02:26,241 --> 01:02:27,710 - You're going to rip my shirt. - Bird, bird, bird! 1158 01:02:27,809 --> 01:02:28,677 You have to remember it! Jay, you have to remember me! 1159 01:02:28,776 --> 01:02:29,477 - This is not right! - OK. Understood. 1160 01:02:31,212 --> 01:02:32,780 Hey, I'm going to run to the bathroom. 1161 01:03:09,551 --> 01:03:10,852 Who is your best friend? 1162 01:03:19,427 --> 01:03:20,729 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 1163 01:03:20,828 --> 01:03:22,130 Everything's fine. Everything's fine. 1164 01:03:22,230 --> 01:03:23,699 - Everything's fine. - Jay McCarrol, huh, 1165 01:03:23,798 --> 01:03:25,166 We are proud of you, friend. We have followed this path. 1166 01:03:25,266 --> 01:03:26,635 From the beginning. 1167 01:03:26,735 --> 01:03:29,037 It's also a favorite of Roz and Mocha fans. 1168 01:03:29,137 --> 01:03:30,938 Good luck on tour! "Never give up" 1169 01:03:31,039 --> 01:03:32,641 It's the relaunch. Hey, people are excited. 1170 01:03:32,741 --> 01:03:34,075 Are you still wearing that hat? 1171 01:03:34,175 --> 01:03:36,512 That? 1172 01:03:36,612 --> 01:03:40,415 He has gained weight. 1173 01:03:40,516 --> 01:03:42,183 We thank you. We are proud of you. 1174 01:03:42,283 --> 01:03:44,852 We love you. Thank you very much for visiting us. 1175 01:03:44,952 --> 01:03:46,487 You'll have to forgive my friend. It's a bit, uh... 1176 01:03:48,423 --> 01:03:50,258 ...mentally ill. 1177 01:03:50,358 --> 01:03:52,327 Thank you very much for visiting us once again. 1178 01:03:52,427 --> 01:03:54,028 and dedicating time even in the state 1179 01:03:54,128 --> 01:03:55,196 The one you are in right now! 1180 01:03:55,296 --> 01:03:57,332 It's a little fat. He's a little muscular. 1181 01:03:57,432 --> 01:03:59,668 It's my old friend, Matt. And we... 1182 01:03:59,768 --> 01:04:00,736 And we are very happy to see it. 1183 01:04:03,806 --> 01:04:05,473 I really hope your life turned out the way you wanted. 1184 01:04:05,574 --> 01:04:07,175 Can we talk privately for two minutes? 1185 01:04:07,275 --> 01:04:09,477 No. 1186 01:04:09,578 --> 01:04:10,679 Thank you for always dedicating time to us. 1187 01:04:10,779 --> 01:04:12,380 on the Roz and Mocha show. 1188 01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:13,881 About to embark on the most important tour of his life, 1189 01:04:13,981 --> 01:04:15,283 Jay McCarrol, everyone. 1190 01:04:15,383 --> 01:04:17,185 -Mr McCarrol. - Yeah? 1191 01:04:17,285 --> 01:04:18,353 I have you at number three here. 1192 01:04:18,453 --> 01:04:20,154 'Because. 1193 01:04:20,254 --> 01:04:22,390 So, we equip you with satellite in motion, 1194 01:04:22,490 --> 01:04:26,494 Full leather interior, hot water on demand, 1195 01:04:26,595 --> 01:04:27,596 Memory foam mattress. 1196 01:04:29,330 --> 01:04:31,366 We have three televisions here for you. 1197 01:04:31,466 --> 01:04:33,736 Ceramic tile floor. 1198 01:04:33,836 --> 01:04:35,236 You even have your own code and doorbell. 1199 01:04:35,336 --> 01:04:36,505 - This was a long time ago. - Yes. 1200 01:04:36,605 --> 01:04:37,972 We were opening for Peter Bjorn and John. 1201 01:04:38,072 --> 01:04:39,240 - Hello, boss. - How are you? 1202 01:04:39,340 --> 01:04:42,977 And Drew Barrymore... Yes. Hello. 1203 01:04:43,077 --> 01:04:44,646 Drew Barrymore was there with... 1204 01:04:44,747 --> 01:04:46,047 - With Fab. - Oh my God. 1205 01:04:46,147 --> 01:04:47,115 - They were together. - That's crazy. 1206 01:04:47,215 --> 01:04:48,950 Was it... or was it Justin Long? 1207 01:04:49,050 --> 01:04:50,552 No, no, no. No no. It was fabulous. 1208 01:04:50,652 --> 01:04:51,720 Because I remember seeing it. 1209 01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,987 That moment, like, that's covered. 1210 01:04:53,087 --> 01:04:54,355 - Is Fab in there? - Yes. 1211 01:04:54,455 --> 01:04:55,990 And then Luke Lalonde and Mitch Derosier arrive. 1212 01:04:56,090 --> 01:04:57,760 From where...? Were they there? 1213 01:04:57,860 --> 01:04:58,660 - Not at all. - I'll take this room! 1214 01:05:01,630 --> 01:05:03,599 Yes. 1215 01:05:03,699 --> 01:05:05,567 - I mean, I loved it... - Yeah. He produced it. 1216 01:05:15,811 --> 01:05:16,944 ...really trying to elbow your way through 1217 01:05:17,044 --> 01:05:18,446 be in the Rapture, 1218 01:05:18,547 --> 01:05:20,948 and they said, "Yeah, man. No, no, no." 1219 01:05:21,048 --> 01:05:22,250 - Like a little bit of... - Yes. 1220 01:05:22,350 --> 01:05:23,652 Mm-hm. I heard it. 1221 01:05:23,752 --> 01:05:25,186 Yeah. Kind of a Jay type situation. 1222 01:05:25,286 --> 01:05:26,588 where they say: "Yes, yes, yes." 1223 01:05:26,688 --> 01:05:29,691 And they say... But... And then he leaves. 1224 01:05:29,792 --> 01:05:30,659 and act and do as he pleases. 1225 01:05:34,962 --> 01:05:37,265 —Yes, yes, and in the... —Is he there too? 1226 01:05:37,365 --> 01:05:39,367 I had never been 100 percent... 1227 01:05:39,467 --> 01:05:41,870 What's up? 1228 01:05:41,969 --> 01:05:44,172 We're going on tour! 1229 01:05:44,272 --> 01:05:46,007 Do you want to connect the N64? Big screen? 1230 01:05:47,543 --> 01:05:49,210 One... 1231 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:52,213 I don't know if it has, eh... 1232 01:05:52,313 --> 01:05:54,382 I don't know if it has that connection. 1233 01:05:54,482 --> 01:05:56,852 Do we have an N64? 1234 01:05:56,951 --> 01:06:00,556 I'm sure we have a 64 connected. 1235 01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:02,056 I think if... if you brought one, I would play, of course. 1236 01:06:12,133 --> 01:06:13,000 I'm bothering you. 1237 01:06:15,036 --> 01:06:16,971 No. 1238 01:06:17,071 --> 01:06:20,074 I was about to say something about, uh, the-- 1239 01:06:20,174 --> 01:06:22,310 towards the last part of the book, 1240 01:06:22,410 --> 01:06:25,246 James Murphy, yes. Like when you listen... 1241 01:06:41,128 --> 01:06:43,899 No problem. What's that? 1242 01:06:43,998 --> 01:06:44,666 Bird's favorite game. 1243 01:06:46,869 --> 01:06:48,202 Let's have some fun. 1244 01:06:54,610 --> 01:06:56,410 Yes, but, like, 1245 01:06:56,512 --> 01:06:58,045 Many of these stories start with something like... 1246 01:06:58,145 --> 01:06:59,447 This could be said of groups like The Strokes or Interpol. 1247 01:06:59,548 --> 01:07:00,983 It's like boarding school in Paris... 1248 01:07:01,082 --> 01:07:01,984 You guys didn't tell me we had a gun. 1249 01:07:03,217 --> 01:07:04,953 Oh my God! Oh my God! 1250 01:07:05,052 --> 01:07:06,053 Shit! 1251 01:07:07,321 --> 01:07:08,389 Aid! 1252 01:07:13,327 --> 01:07:15,998 Breaking news from Toronto. 1253 01:07:16,097 --> 01:07:19,166 A shooting has occurred outside the home of a Canadian rock star. 1254 01:07:19,267 --> 01:07:21,003 Jay McCarrol, the incident that occurred 1255 01:07:21,102 --> 01:07:23,237 on the eve of Jay's world tour. 1256 01:07:23,337 --> 01:07:26,073 Courtney Heels is on the scene. What more can you tell us? 1257 01:07:26,173 --> 01:07:27,543 Good morning, Marcie. I can tell you that there is 1258 01:07:27,643 --> 01:07:29,243 There is a fairly heavy police presence along this road. 1259 01:07:29,343 --> 01:07:31,013 This is Park Lane Circle. 1260 01:07:31,112 --> 01:07:32,915 It's the street where Jay lives. 1261 01:07:33,015 --> 01:07:34,115 This is as close as we can get to the scene. 1262 01:07:34,215 --> 01:07:36,050 And as you reported, 1263 01:07:36,150 --> 01:07:38,954 There is a source that confirms that a man, an adult, 1264 01:07:39,053 --> 01:07:40,689 He was rushed to hospital with serious injuries, 1265 01:07:40,789 --> 01:07:41,924 and they kept looking 1266 01:07:42,024 --> 01:07:45,359 A search is underway for a suspect who was seen leaving the area. 1267 01:07:45,459 --> 01:07:47,563 We're going to take you live right now to the Bridle Path area, 1268 01:07:47,663 --> 01:07:50,364 where police are updating their investigation 1269 01:07:50,464 --> 01:07:52,801 Right outside Jay's house. Let's listen live. 1270 01:07:52,901 --> 01:07:55,369 ...to be here today. 1271 01:07:55,469 --> 01:07:58,339 I know there is a lot of interest in this incident. 1272 01:07:58,439 --> 01:08:01,208 Greater presence can be expected 1273 01:08:01,309 --> 01:08:03,444 in this neighborhood for a while, 1274 01:08:03,545 --> 01:08:04,713 but it's no different than any other shooting 1275 01:08:04,813 --> 01:08:06,380 or shot of a firearm. 1276 01:08:06,480 --> 01:08:08,784 We'll have agents here looking for witnesses. 1277 01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:11,920 to take a step forward, as well as to campaign in video. 1278 01:08:12,020 --> 01:08:13,454 The police were alerted to a shooting... 1279 01:08:27,970 --> 01:08:29,738 I just need to go back 1280 01:08:29,838 --> 01:08:31,673 to when we first wrote on the whiteboard and... 1281 01:08:34,141 --> 01:08:35,109 ...then I can undo all this. 1282 01:08:36,210 --> 01:08:37,546 So how do...? 1283 01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:41,449 How do we get back? 1284 01:08:43,585 --> 01:08:44,886 I'm trapped in some kind of hell. 1285 01:08:44,987 --> 01:08:47,188 Maybe it's a dream. It's possible, right? 1286 01:08:47,288 --> 01:08:49,057 What are you, Jared? Who are you? 1287 01:08:49,156 --> 01:08:51,960 You came in with me, right? I can trust you. 1288 01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:52,794 But then, what... who are you? TRUE? 1289 01:08:54,362 --> 01:08:56,263 Yes, but this is... 1290 01:08:56,364 --> 01:08:57,331 But you didn't come with me in the time machine. 1291 01:08:57,431 --> 01:08:59,200 So you could be working for them, 1292 01:08:59,300 --> 01:09:00,569 Working for this other band, working for these guys. 1293 01:09:00,669 --> 01:09:02,169 Look, if Jay was here, he'd be sitting there playing 1294 01:09:02,269 --> 01:09:03,872 The piano, and we would solve it! 1295 01:09:03,972 --> 01:09:04,906 We would come up with this. 1296 01:09:05,007 --> 01:09:05,907 Ah! 1297 01:09:09,243 --> 01:09:10,277 I'll get it. 1298 01:09:17,619 --> 01:09:20,589 Hello, Matt. 1299 01:09:20,689 --> 01:09:23,157 I, uh... I just wanted to come and apologize. 1300 01:09:23,257 --> 01:09:25,627 Hey, you know what? My confidence went crazy, 1301 01:09:25,727 --> 01:09:28,730 And I felt bad about how that felt in the room. 1302 01:09:28,830 --> 01:09:30,364 Aha. 1303 01:09:30,464 --> 01:09:31,833 Anyway, I just wanted to apologize. 1304 01:09:31,933 --> 01:09:33,035 Well. 1305 01:09:34,536 --> 01:09:35,269 Thank you. 1306 01:09:37,405 --> 01:09:41,308 Oh! Also, uh... 1307 01:09:41,409 --> 01:09:44,311 That night you said something about a time machine. 1308 01:09:48,950 --> 01:09:51,385 Oh this is great! OK. 1309 01:09:53,955 --> 01:09:56,490 Jay? 1310 01:09:56,591 --> 01:09:57,592 Oh, you're looking at the... Yes, this is the house. 1311 01:10:00,494 --> 01:10:02,196 It may be a little more modest than you're used to. 1312 01:10:02,296 --> 01:10:03,665 Can we go? 1313 01:10:05,399 --> 01:10:08,070 Uh, yeah. So my time machine 1314 01:10:08,170 --> 01:10:09,470 It runs on a very specific fuel. 1315 01:10:09,571 --> 01:10:11,173 Yes. 1316 01:10:11,272 --> 01:10:12,040 Do you know what Orbitz are? It's a... 1317 01:10:12,140 --> 01:10:14,275 Yes. I know what they are. 1318 01:10:14,375 --> 01:10:15,577 Still, man, I have so many things to tell you, but... 1319 01:10:15,677 --> 01:10:17,045 Aha. 1320 01:10:17,145 --> 01:10:17,546 Okay, so I built a time machine! 1321 01:10:17,646 --> 01:10:19,181 Yes. 1322 01:10:19,280 --> 01:10:21,016 And I thought, wouldn't that be fun...? 1323 01:10:21,116 --> 01:10:22,150 - Yeah? - Just for fun... 1324 01:10:22,249 --> 01:10:23,552 Just for fun, yes. 1325 01:10:23,652 --> 01:10:24,953 ...we enter and return... 1326 01:10:25,053 --> 01:10:25,854 Choose a date. 1327 01:10:28,255 --> 01:10:31,827 Oh, 2008. 1328 01:10:31,927 --> 01:10:34,763 Okay. And if you wanted, you could go... 1329 01:10:34,863 --> 01:10:37,398 - You can go anywhere. - ...two days ago. 1330 01:10:37,498 --> 01:10:39,467 Two days ago? Why would you do...? What do you mean? Why go back? 1331 01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:41,203 I got some wine on my pants. 1332 01:10:41,302 --> 01:10:42,637 Are you saying that, eh, hypothetically? 1333 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,305 - Hypothetically. - Two days. No problem. 1334 01:10:44,405 --> 01:10:45,473 Why would you go back two...? 1335 01:10:45,574 --> 01:10:47,709 - I don't understand. - OK. 1336 01:10:47,809 --> 01:10:50,178 Talk about a time machine. We could go visit Obama in 2008. 1337 01:10:50,277 --> 01:10:52,214 - Obamna! - Yes. 1338 01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:54,015 The only problem is that I don't have fuel. 1339 01:10:54,116 --> 01:10:56,118 There's no, uh, fuel. 1340 01:10:56,218 --> 01:10:58,319 Well... And why Orbitz? 1341 01:10:58,419 --> 01:10:59,420 Let's put some, uh, rhythm. 1342 01:11:01,656 --> 01:11:03,959 What makes Orbitz so powerful? 1343 01:11:04,059 --> 01:11:06,094 What is the magic of Orbitz? What is the... what is the...? 1344 01:11:06,194 --> 01:11:08,130 What is the special soul of an Orbitz? 1345 01:11:08,230 --> 01:11:09,330 I don't know. 1346 01:11:09,430 --> 01:11:11,566 - The ingredients. - Oh! 1347 01:11:11,666 --> 01:11:13,300 Maybe there is an ingredient 1348 01:11:13,400 --> 01:11:15,036 inside the Orbitz that we can use. This is-- 1349 01:11:15,137 --> 01:11:17,271 Sugar? Cane sugar? 1350 01:11:17,371 --> 01:11:19,674 Gelatin. 1351 01:11:19,775 --> 01:11:23,111 This sounds very, uh, like safe, 1352 01:11:23,211 --> 01:11:26,782 Rap without swear words from the 80s. 1353 01:11:26,882 --> 01:11:28,482 - Yes. - And I'm up there with a microphone, 1354 01:11:28,583 --> 01:11:29,651 teach the alphabet to people. 1355 01:11:31,253 --> 01:11:33,789 ♪ You have your A, your B ♪ 1356 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:35,056 ♪ Your C ♪ 1357 01:11:35,157 --> 01:11:38,527 ♪ Your D, E, F ♪ 1358 01:11:38,627 --> 01:11:41,428 ♪ And don't forget G ♪ 1359 01:11:41,530 --> 01:11:43,865 And that's a big fat black guy. 1360 01:11:43,965 --> 01:11:46,433 Bill Cosby is out there. 1361 01:11:46,535 --> 01:11:49,037 ♪ If you want to learn the alphabet ♪ 1362 01:11:49,137 --> 01:11:50,806 ♪ This is what you get ♪ 1363 01:11:50,906 --> 01:11:54,441 ♪ You get A, B, C ♪ 1364 01:11:54,543 --> 01:11:56,310 Okay, and... and the secret message 1365 01:11:56,410 --> 01:11:58,379 So many of those things were... 1366 01:11:58,479 --> 01:11:59,948 Okay, so what are... what's... what's in Orbitz? 1367 01:12:00,048 --> 01:12:03,518 Hey... we know there's an ingredient in Orbitz, 1368 01:12:03,618 --> 01:12:05,253 and it is not a common ingredient. 1369 01:12:05,352 --> 01:12:07,421 The... The bottle is broken. 1370 01:12:07,522 --> 01:12:09,490 On it is a list of ingredients. 1371 01:12:09,591 --> 01:12:10,892 - Oh yes, I broke the bottle. - Wait, wait, wait. 1372 01:12:10,992 --> 01:12:12,694 I'm trying to imagine it. Like, I remember being here, 1373 01:12:12,794 --> 01:12:15,130 and I had the bottle, I took it, 1374 01:12:15,230 --> 01:12:17,632 I looked back... 1375 01:12:17,732 --> 01:12:18,900 Right now, do you know what the slogan is? 1376 01:12:19,000 --> 01:12:20,535 That? 1377 01:12:20,635 --> 01:12:21,536 "Lightning in every bottle." 1378 01:12:23,638 --> 01:12:25,874 There's plenty in every bottle. 1379 01:12:25,974 --> 01:12:28,009 Those drinks are horrible! 1380 01:12:28,109 --> 01:12:30,444 "Lightning in" - No, what does it say? 1381 01:12:30,545 --> 01:12:32,214 - A what? That? - That's just the slogan. 1382 01:12:32,314 --> 01:12:34,015 That's what it says on the bottle. "Lightning in every bottle." 1383 01:12:34,115 --> 01:12:35,917 "Lightning in every bottle. Lightning..." 1384 01:12:36,017 --> 01:12:37,586 No, no, that's just... that's just marketing. 1385 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:39,087 - Yes, but what if it isn't? - But it can't be. 1386 01:12:39,187 --> 01:12:41,122 in a liquid bottle. 1387 01:12:41,223 --> 01:12:44,893 How do we know? Two days ago, time travel wasn't real! 1388 01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,262 Then I add some juice, and it works! 1389 01:12:47,361 --> 01:12:48,897 At least we tried! 1390 01:12:48,997 --> 01:12:50,532 We just need to find a way to get lightning. 1391 01:12:50,632 --> 01:12:53,400 to hit the time machine. 1392 01:12:53,500 --> 01:12:54,401 If only we knew when lightning was going to strike... 1393 01:12:56,104 --> 01:12:56,638 Do you know what time it is? 1394 01:12:59,774 --> 01:13:01,343 I know when lightning is going to hit the CN Tower! 1395 01:13:01,442 --> 01:13:03,812 Oh, right! 1396 01:13:03,912 --> 01:13:05,814 What do you mean, "Oh, right"? What are you talking about? 1397 01:13:05,914 --> 01:13:07,448 "Oh yeah?" How do you know? 1398 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:09,584 That was a different version of you. 1399 01:13:09,684 --> 01:13:10,852 This hadn't even happened yet. 1400 01:13:10,952 --> 01:13:12,486 I mean, oh, great. 1401 01:13:12,587 --> 01:13:13,755 Did you say "Oh, great" or "Oh, right"? 1402 01:13:13,855 --> 01:13:15,223 - I said, "Oh, great." - Or did you say, 1403 01:13:15,323 --> 01:13:16,591 "Holy shit!" Is that what you said? 1404 01:13:16,691 --> 01:13:18,793 - Yes. - Holy shit! 1405 01:13:18,894 --> 01:13:20,028 Everything is starting to fall into place. 1406 01:13:20,128 --> 01:13:21,395 - Correct. - This is the same as 1407 01:13:21,495 --> 01:13:22,898 Back to the future. This is crazy. 1408 01:13:22,998 --> 01:13:25,432 There would be all the... 1409 01:13:25,533 --> 01:13:27,569 No, no. You can't do that. That is protected by copyright. 1410 01:13:27,669 --> 01:13:30,071 Well, if you could go... 1411 01:13:35,944 --> 01:13:39,314 This is going to be a copyright nightmare. 1412 01:13:39,413 --> 01:13:41,082 For example, if you are watching this in the cinema, 1413 01:13:41,182 --> 01:13:42,951 Thank your lucky stars because 1414 01:13:43,051 --> 01:13:44,953 This is going to be the only screening of this that has ever been done. 1415 01:13:45,053 --> 01:13:47,421 10,000 gigawatts! 1416 01:13:47,522 --> 01:13:49,224 Dr. Emmett Brown! 1417 01:13:49,324 --> 01:13:50,625 Come on! 1418 01:14:02,304 --> 01:14:03,470 Look, there's Spider-Man. 1419 01:14:09,511 --> 01:14:12,580 Wow, this is blowing my mind. 1420 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:15,784 Well, then, I have to... I'm going to run around. 1421 01:14:15,884 --> 01:14:18,987 Wait a moment and I'll throw the rope to you. 1422 01:14:19,087 --> 01:14:21,256 Damn, this is crazy! 1423 01:14:21,356 --> 01:14:22,023 I remember you. 1424 01:14:25,260 --> 01:14:25,794 Oh, of course, we had never met. 1425 01:14:27,829 --> 01:14:29,564 Yeah, okay, sorry. 1426 01:14:29,664 --> 01:14:30,832 Yes, of course, of course, of course, it doesn't matter. 1427 01:14:30,932 --> 01:14:32,634 Okay, okay. See you soon. 1428 01:14:39,074 --> 01:14:39,741 How are you? 1429 01:14:47,349 --> 01:14:49,384 Hello, no. I'm sorry. No... 1430 01:14:49,483 --> 01:14:50,118 I'm actually not him. I only look like him. 1431 01:14:57,392 --> 01:14:58,360 Jared, are you dying? 1432 01:14:58,460 --> 01:15:02,496 Yes. 1433 01:15:02,597 --> 01:15:04,899 Is it there? 1434 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,002 Yes. I'm still climbing, Bird. 1435 01:15:07,102 --> 01:15:08,737 Are you still climbing? 1436 01:15:08,837 --> 01:15:09,237 Yes. 1437 01:15:09,337 --> 01:15:10,171 Still? 1438 01:15:26,621 --> 01:15:27,889 Oh my god. 1439 01:15:34,062 --> 01:15:34,763 Fuck! 1440 01:15:40,235 --> 01:15:43,571 Jay, we did it! 1441 01:15:43,671 --> 01:15:45,640 You have to clear the way. Otherwise, 1442 01:15:45,740 --> 01:15:47,776 The rope is going to destroy whoever it hits. 1443 01:15:47,876 --> 01:15:48,643 How are you? 1444 01:15:49,844 --> 01:15:50,245 Good. 1445 01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:54,149 Yes, my friend is up there. 1446 01:15:57,819 --> 01:15:58,253 Yes. 1447 01:16:01,122 --> 01:16:02,323 Let's go. 1448 01:16:19,941 --> 01:16:22,710 I'm sorry. Maybe they should get out of the way. 1449 01:16:22,811 --> 01:16:23,611 Yes, drop it whenever you want! 1450 01:16:28,249 --> 01:16:29,084 Oh. 1451 01:16:37,192 --> 01:16:38,226 Phew. Oh. 1452 01:16:41,296 --> 01:16:42,330 Okay, I get it! 1453 01:16:46,334 --> 01:16:47,035 Where is the knot? 1454 01:16:49,104 --> 01:16:49,904 I understand. 1455 01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:54,876 Okay, Matt. 1456 01:16:54,976 --> 01:16:55,877 Everything is now connected! You can access now! 1457 01:17:03,218 --> 01:17:05,019 Alright, here it goes! 1458 01:17:08,524 --> 01:17:09,824 It's not exactly discreet. 1459 01:17:34,883 --> 01:17:37,051 Uh, it's... it's just... um... 1460 01:17:39,754 --> 01:17:42,591 Well... this is quite difficult to explain. 1461 01:17:42,690 --> 01:17:45,594 One... 1462 01:17:45,727 --> 01:17:46,861 You see, my friend is part of, uh, 1463 01:17:46,961 --> 01:17:48,263 a chef, uh, situation or something. 1464 01:17:56,037 --> 01:17:57,071 I have an excuse that I'm a chef, but it won't last. 1465 01:18:05,013 --> 01:18:06,314 Well. 1466 01:18:06,414 --> 01:18:07,081 Okay, we're coming down! 1467 01:18:21,429 --> 01:18:23,965 ♪ Old times ♪ 1468 01:18:25,568 --> 01:18:29,204 ♪ Good times that I remember ♪ 1469 01:18:29,304 --> 01:18:31,806 ♪ Fun days ♪ 1470 01:18:33,509 --> 01:18:35,910 ♪ Full of simple pleasures ♪ 1471 01:18:38,313 --> 01:18:39,948 ♪ Open-air cinema ♪ 1472 01:18:42,116 --> 01:18:45,654 ♪ Comics and jeans ♪ 1473 01:18:45,753 --> 01:18:47,422 ♪ Hello Doody ♪ 1474 01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:52,561 ♪ Baseball and birthday cards ♪ 1475 01:18:52,661 --> 01:18:53,795 ♪ Take me back ♪ 1476 01:18:55,964 --> 01:18:57,732 ♪ To the world that is gone ♪ 1477 01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:02,036 ♪ Memories ♪ 1478 01:19:03,805 --> 01:19:05,273 ♪ It seems like yesterday ♪ 1479 01:19:22,357 --> 01:19:23,958 Here. 1480 01:19:24,058 --> 01:19:25,326 Well, I don't know... I don't know... 1481 01:19:25,426 --> 01:19:26,729 Just open it! 1482 01:19:26,828 --> 01:19:28,863 Oh... 1483 01:19:31,634 --> 01:19:35,169 Oh yes! OK. 1484 01:19:35,270 --> 01:19:39,007 - It's like flying a kite. - Then, plug it in. Woo! 1485 01:19:39,107 --> 01:19:40,241 Do we have to build a bridge or something? 1486 01:19:40,341 --> 01:19:41,577 No, no, you just plug it in, like this. 1487 01:19:41,677 --> 01:19:42,977 Just connect it to the device. 1488 01:19:43,077 --> 01:19:45,079 Force it in. 1489 01:19:48,550 --> 01:19:49,417 Come on. 1490 01:19:49,518 --> 01:19:50,686 Yeah! 1491 01:19:50,785 --> 01:19:53,154 Yeah! 1492 01:19:53,254 --> 01:19:55,189 Oh, be careful. 1493 01:19:55,290 --> 01:19:55,990 - We're almost done with this. - Simply... 1494 01:20:02,363 --> 01:20:04,966 - Yes, that's good. TRUE? - Yes. 1495 01:20:05,066 --> 01:20:06,100 Excuse me. Are you going to stay here a while? 1496 01:20:07,368 --> 01:20:09,337 Would you do me a favor and make sure that no one...? 1497 01:20:09,437 --> 01:20:10,706 He comes over while we're gone and unplugs it. 1498 01:20:10,805 --> 01:20:11,372 Or something similar? 1499 01:20:13,642 --> 01:20:15,778 Like, uh... 1500 01:20:15,877 --> 01:20:17,145 Lightning strikes at 9:03. Like, maybe, in 30 minutes. 1501 01:20:19,814 --> 01:20:21,049 Thank you. OK. 1502 01:20:21,149 --> 01:20:21,650 - Okay, let's go. - Brilliant. Okay. 1503 01:20:37,599 --> 01:20:39,802 Thirteen minutes. 1504 01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:42,638 How does this work? How is it configured? 1505 01:20:42,738 --> 01:20:44,372 Enter the date. Do you want to see how it works? 1506 01:20:44,472 --> 01:20:45,973 - Yes, show me. - You write... Look. 1507 01:20:46,074 --> 01:20:48,644 Well, look. Month, day, year, hour. 1508 01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:50,044 So the month is, yeah, 1509 01:20:50,144 --> 01:20:51,780 We'll say... September. 1510 01:20:51,879 --> 01:20:53,816 So, nine, and the day. 1511 01:20:53,915 --> 01:20:55,483 Oh, let's say September 26. Why not? 1512 01:20:55,584 --> 01:20:58,086 And then, randomly, in 2008. 1513 01:20:58,186 --> 01:20:59,921 And then we'll say 10 in the morning, 1514 01:21:00,021 --> 01:21:02,490 to have a lot of time. 1515 01:21:02,591 --> 01:21:04,992 There. See? 2008. It's going to be like the end. 1516 01:21:05,093 --> 01:21:06,227 Like Back to the Future, but without any of the drama. 1517 01:21:06,327 --> 01:21:08,196 Oh! 1518 01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:09,897 8:50, okay, time to start! 1519 01:21:09,997 --> 01:21:10,932 Well! 1520 01:21:27,783 --> 01:21:29,484 Well. 1521 01:21:31,185 --> 01:21:33,555 How are you? 1522 01:21:33,655 --> 01:21:35,390 It's, uh... it's to take advantage of the tram's electricity. 1523 01:21:39,026 --> 01:21:40,328 Well, it's something that will only be done once. 1524 01:21:42,330 --> 01:21:43,164 Oh God! 1525 01:22:08,256 --> 01:22:09,424 You guys know what I'm doing, right? 1526 01:22:12,528 --> 01:22:14,028 What the devil? 1527 01:22:14,128 --> 01:22:16,230 I look a little like Teen Wolf, right? 1528 01:22:17,599 --> 01:22:18,266 Mate! 1529 01:22:19,868 --> 01:22:20,702 We have a problem. 1530 01:22:20,803 --> 01:22:21,904 That? 1531 01:22:24,773 --> 01:22:26,742 What... what is it? 1532 01:22:26,842 --> 01:22:29,143 Look! It disconnected from the top of the tower! 1533 01:22:31,979 --> 01:22:32,947 Oh, Matt, you didn't connect it right! 1534 01:22:36,017 --> 01:22:37,619 Uh-- uh-- 1535 01:22:37,719 --> 01:22:39,621 Okay, I'll be right back. 1536 01:22:39,721 --> 01:22:41,122 I think... Hey, where are you going? 1537 01:22:41,222 --> 01:22:42,457 Matt, where are you going? 1538 01:22:42,558 --> 01:22:43,324 Mate! 1539 01:22:45,661 --> 01:22:46,994 Matt! Matt! 1540 01:22:48,597 --> 01:22:50,097 Oh. 1541 01:23:00,475 --> 01:23:01,108 That? 1542 01:23:04,445 --> 01:23:05,480 No. No, no, no, no, it's okay. 1543 01:23:10,819 --> 01:23:12,521 Tonight, we delve into the story that has captivated 1544 01:23:12,621 --> 01:23:15,924 the city of Toronto in the last 24 hours. 1545 01:23:16,023 --> 01:23:17,826 A shooting occurred on the tour bus. 1546 01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:19,193 parked outside the house 1547 01:23:19,293 --> 01:23:22,296 by Canadian rocker Jay McCarrol. 1548 01:23:22,396 --> 01:23:24,131 In the first major update of this case, 1549 01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:25,634 Police are now reporting on the shooter. 1550 01:23:25,734 --> 01:23:28,069 It is none other than Jay McCarrol himself. 1551 01:23:28,169 --> 01:23:29,538 That's right, Marci. was last seen 1552 01:23:29,638 --> 01:23:32,106 leaving the area just outside his mansion. 1553 01:23:32,206 --> 01:23:34,075 His current whereabouts are unknown. 1554 01:23:34,175 --> 01:23:36,444 but police believe he could still be in the city. 1555 01:23:36,545 --> 01:23:38,346 Police urge public to report 1556 01:23:38,446 --> 01:23:40,582 Any sightings of the rock star? 1557 01:23:40,682 --> 01:23:43,685 while warning them to keep their distance, 1558 01:23:43,785 --> 01:23:46,555 since he was considered armed and dangerous. 1559 01:23:46,655 --> 01:23:48,590 The motive for the shooting is still unclear. 1560 01:23:48,690 --> 01:23:51,158 but witnesses report strange behavior on Jay's part 1561 01:23:51,259 --> 01:23:53,695 Starting with the moment he got on his tour bus that day. 1562 01:23:53,795 --> 01:23:56,197 Oh. 1563 01:23:59,333 --> 01:24:02,169 We have breaking news from downtown Toronto. 1564 01:24:02,270 --> 01:24:05,039 A man has been seen on top of the CN Tower. 1565 01:24:05,139 --> 01:24:07,876 CP24's news helicopter is on scene. 1566 01:24:07,976 --> 01:24:10,278 with a live look at the action. 1567 01:24:10,378 --> 01:24:11,379 Brad, tell us what you're seeing. 1568 01:24:11,479 --> 01:24:13,080 What exactly is this man doing? 1569 01:24:15,416 --> 01:24:16,718 ...exactly what this man... 1570 01:24:27,663 --> 01:24:29,263 Oh, okay. 1571 01:24:30,999 --> 01:24:32,935 I have it! 1572 01:24:33,035 --> 01:24:35,436 It looks like an extension cord. 1573 01:24:35,537 --> 01:24:38,006 spreading from the top of the tower 1574 01:24:38,105 --> 01:24:39,240 to street level. 1575 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:02,631 Well! 1576 01:25:16,678 --> 01:25:18,479 Matt, you did it! 1577 01:25:18,580 --> 01:25:20,414 Everything is green! 1578 01:25:20,515 --> 01:25:22,249 Okay, well, I'm coming down! 1579 01:25:25,587 --> 01:25:27,689 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What did you do? 1580 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:29,123 I just plugged it in! What do you mean? 1581 01:25:29,223 --> 01:25:31,359 No, now it's red! The street is red. 1582 01:25:31,459 --> 01:25:31,960 On the street? 1583 01:25:38,533 --> 01:25:39,534 You're an idiot, you ripped out the cable! 1584 01:25:41,003 --> 01:25:41,903 ¡Oh, no! 1585 01:25:44,906 --> 01:25:45,841 Oh... 1586 01:25:50,012 --> 01:25:51,245 Matt, we are! 1587 01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:52,279 I'm sorry! 1588 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:54,348 Jay, I'm sorry! 1589 01:25:54,448 --> 01:25:56,450 I already have something planned. 1590 01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:58,553 That I fell into another of your stupid traps! 1591 01:26:04,593 --> 01:26:05,827 ¡No! 1592 01:26:08,797 --> 01:26:09,531 ¡Oh, Matt! 1593 01:26:11,499 --> 01:26:12,567 Oh God! 1594 01:26:15,871 --> 01:26:18,406 Oh yes! 1595 01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:23,310 Oh my god! 1596 01:26:25,179 --> 01:26:26,180 Yeah! 1597 01:26:27,949 --> 01:26:29,584 Yeah! 1598 01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:06,253 Next stop: King Street West. 1599 01:27:16,031 --> 01:27:17,933 Shit! 1600 01:27:23,337 --> 01:27:24,806 Excuse me! I'm sorry! 1601 01:27:29,745 --> 01:27:30,545 Bueno. 1602 01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:43,592 Oh,. 1603 01:27:43,692 --> 01:27:45,594 Oh,! 1604 01:27:59,406 --> 01:28:00,675 Oh... 1605 01:28:05,379 --> 01:28:06,915 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1606 01:28:12,220 --> 01:28:13,454 Oh! What the fuck? 1607 01:28:23,131 --> 01:28:23,932 Oh my god! 1608 01:28:25,834 --> 01:28:27,269 How do I do this? 1609 01:28:39,446 --> 01:28:41,950 ¡Oh! 1610 01:28:42,050 --> 01:28:42,951 Matt, what's up, buddy? 1611 01:28:50,525 --> 01:28:51,425 Do you... do you want to help me? 1612 01:28:53,795 --> 01:28:54,428 I said, "Oh, aren't you from Toronto?" 1613 01:29:01,368 --> 01:29:02,369 Welcome to Toronto. How are you? 1614 01:29:02,469 --> 01:29:03,470 That's the CN Tower up there. 1615 01:29:05,874 --> 01:29:07,642 Hey, well, I'm trying to connect my cable here, 1616 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:08,677 but I can't, uh... Do you want to hold me? 1617 01:29:08,777 --> 01:29:09,811 Can I borrow your walkie-talkie for a second? 1618 01:29:11,478 --> 01:29:13,515 Come on! Son of a bitch! 1619 01:29:13,615 --> 01:29:14,883 Matt, what's up with that cable? 1620 01:29:14,983 --> 01:29:16,585 Jesus... Can you press the enter key? 1621 01:29:20,021 --> 01:29:22,356 Bird, we have a problem, but I'm going to solve it. 1622 01:29:24,226 --> 01:29:25,994 Does this seem funny to you? 1623 01:29:26,094 --> 01:29:27,295 Because, well, my whole life depends on this. 1624 01:29:37,504 --> 01:29:39,975 Overturn! 1625 01:29:40,075 --> 01:29:41,543 Oh! 1626 01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:44,246 - Stop now! - No! 1627 01:29:44,346 --> 01:29:44,846 Stop your vehicle. 1628 01:29:44,946 --> 01:29:46,014 No! 1629 01:30:09,271 --> 01:30:11,006 - Hypothetically... - Correct. 1630 01:30:11,106 --> 01:30:14,309 If I wanted to go back... 1631 01:30:14,408 --> 01:30:16,344 Two days...? 1632 01:30:16,443 --> 01:30:17,679 Two days ago? Why would you go...? 1633 01:30:17,779 --> 01:30:19,480 What do you mean? Why would you come back? 1634 01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,448 I got some wine on my pants. 1635 01:30:21,549 --> 01:30:24,286 Or maybe I... 1636 01:30:24,386 --> 01:30:26,187 killed someone 1637 01:30:31,458 --> 01:30:32,694 Hello, Matt. 1638 01:30:32,794 --> 01:30:34,562 Hey, everything's going well here. 1639 01:30:34,663 --> 01:30:37,098 You haven't missed much. 1640 01:30:37,198 --> 01:30:38,667 I'm still here, waiting for you. 1641 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:41,803 Hey, I was just wondering. 1642 01:30:41,903 --> 01:30:45,840 the estimated time of arrival of that cable connection. 1643 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:48,310 Hey, just plug it in and then come back here, 1644 01:30:48,410 --> 01:30:49,644 And I'll be waiting for you here. 1645 01:30:53,648 --> 01:30:55,850 Oh, it would be like in a movie, 1646 01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:57,819 As if electricity ran through my entire body. 1647 01:30:57,919 --> 01:30:59,821 - Yes. - And I turn into a skeleton. 1648 01:31:18,940 --> 01:31:21,943 Oh! Oh yes! 1649 01:31:22,043 --> 01:31:23,378 Woo-hoo-hoo! 1650 01:33:20,662 --> 01:33:21,362 Jay! 1651 01:33:21,463 --> 01:33:22,664 I have discovered it! 1652 01:33:25,700 --> 01:33:27,469 Well then... 1653 01:33:27,570 --> 01:33:30,105 This plan is called 1654 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:33,475 the seventh inning... 1655 01:33:33,576 --> 01:33:35,076 ...Parachute jump. 1656 01:33:37,378 --> 01:33:40,748 So, first step: we skydive! 1657 01:33:40,849 --> 01:33:44,652 inside the... SkyDome. 1658 01:33:44,752 --> 01:33:46,688 We, during a game, 1659 01:33:46,788 --> 01:33:50,158 climb the CN Tower... 1660 01:33:52,193 --> 01:33:53,261 Matte? 1661 01:33:56,698 --> 01:34:00,201 You know, maybe we should leave early. 1662 01:34:00,301 --> 01:34:01,236 What if the weather gets worse and they close the dome? 1663 01:34:04,272 --> 01:34:05,874 The wea... Oh. Yes. 1664 01:34:05,974 --> 01:34:07,809 Okay, yeah, that's a good point. 1665 01:34:07,909 --> 01:34:10,011 Yeah, we don't want to get caught on the roof of the... 1666 01:34:10,111 --> 01:34:11,779 Yeah, okay, sure, then we'll leave early. 1667 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:12,947 Hey, yeah, go early. 1668 01:34:14,916 --> 01:34:19,354 OK. This is the plan. 1669 01:34:21,923 --> 01:34:23,892 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1670 01:34:23,992 --> 01:34:25,860 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1671 01:34:25,960 --> 01:34:27,996 ♪ It's feeling alone ♪ 1672 01:34:28,096 --> 01:34:29,697 ♪ It is the weight of your load ♪ 1673 01:34:29,797 --> 01:34:31,766 ♪ It's a piece of glass ♪ 1674 01:34:31,866 --> 01:34:34,702 ♪ It's life, it's the sun, it's the night ♪ 1675 01:34:34,802 --> 01:34:36,871 ♪ It's death, it's a knife, it's a gun ♪ 1676 01:34:36,971 --> 01:34:39,340 ♪ A flower that blooms ♪ 1677 01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:40,875 ♪ A fox in the undergrowth ♪ 1678 01:34:40,975 --> 01:34:43,178 ♪ A knot in the wood ♪ 1679 01:34:43,278 --> 01:34:44,846 ♪ The song of a thrush ♪ 1680 01:34:44,946 --> 01:34:46,781 ♪ The mystery of life ♪ 1681 01:34:46,881 --> 01:34:48,683 ♪ The hallway steps ♪ 1682 01:34:48,783 --> 01:34:50,351 ♪ The sound of the wind ♪ 1683 01:34:50,451 --> 01:34:52,487 ♪ And the waterfall ♪ 1684 01:34:52,588 --> 01:34:54,389 ♪ It's the moon floating free ♪ 1685 01:34:54,489 --> 01:34:55,890 ♪ It is the slope curve ♪ 1686 01:34:55,990 --> 01:34:57,825 ♪ It's an ant, it's a bee ♪ 1687 01:34:57,926 --> 01:34:59,761 ♪ It is a reason for hope ♪ 1688 01:34:59,861 --> 01:35:01,630 ♪ And the river bank sings ♪ 1689 01:35:01,763 --> 01:35:03,698 ♪ From the waters of March ♪ 1690 01:35:03,798 --> 01:35:05,568 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1691 01:35:05,668 --> 01:35:07,435 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1692 01:35:37,332 --> 01:35:38,900 ♪ A spear, a stake ♪ 1693 01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,835 ♪ A stake, a nail ♪ 1694 01:35:40,935 --> 01:35:42,770 ♪ It's a drip, it's a drop ♪ 1695 01:35:42,870 --> 01:35:45,139 ♪ It's the end of the story ♪ 1696 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:49,010 ♪ The dew on the leaf in the morning light ♪ 1697 01:35:49,110 --> 01:35:51,879 ♪ The firing of a gun in the middle of the night ♪ 1698 01:35:51,980 --> 01:35:53,781 ♪ A mile, essential ♪ 1699 01:35:53,881 --> 01:35:55,783 ♪ A push, a blow ♪ 1700 01:35:55,883 --> 01:35:57,686 ♪ It is the will to survive ♪ 1701 01:35:57,785 --> 01:35:59,622 ♪ It's a shake, it's a jump ♪ 1702 01:35:59,722 --> 01:36:01,389 ♪ Plan of a house ♪ 1703 01:36:01,489 --> 01:36:03,057 ♪ A body in bed ♪ 1704 01:36:03,157 --> 01:36:04,959 ♪ A car stuck in the mud ♪ 1705 01:36:05,059 --> 01:36:06,662 ♪ It's the mud, it's the mud ♪ 1706 01:36:06,761 --> 01:36:08,530 ♪ A fish, a flash ♪ 1707 01:36:08,631 --> 01:36:10,599 ♪ A wish, a wing ♪ 1708 01:36:10,699 --> 01:36:12,467 ♪ It's a hawk, it's a dove ♪ 1709 01:36:12,568 --> 01:36:14,469 ♪ It's the promise of spring ♪ 1710 01:36:14,570 --> 01:36:17,939 ♪ And the shore sings to the waters of March ♪ 1711 01:36:18,039 --> 01:36:19,841 ♪ It's the end of despair ♪ 1712 01:36:19,941 --> 01:36:21,644 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪ 1713 01:37:14,862 --> 01:37:16,732 ♪ A stick, a stone ♪ 1714 01:37:16,831 --> 01:37:18,499 ♪ It's the end of the road ♪ 1715 01:37:18,600 --> 01:37:20,168 ♪ The stump of a tree ♪ 1716 01:37:20,268 --> 01:37:22,036 ♪ It's a frog, it's a toad ♪ 1717 01:37:22,136 --> 01:37:23,739 ♪ A sigh ♪ 1718 01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:25,641 ♪ A walk, a run ♪ 1719 01:37:25,741 --> 01:37:27,509 ♪ One life, one death ♪ 1720 01:37:27,609 --> 01:37:29,477 ♪ The rain, the sun ♪ 1721 01:37:29,578 --> 01:37:31,079 ♪ And the river bank sings ♪ 1722 01:37:31,179 --> 01:37:33,014 ♪ From the waters of March ♪ 1723 01:37:33,114 --> 01:37:34,783 ♪ It is the promise of life ♪ 1724 01:37:34,882 --> 01:37:36,384 ♪ It's the joy in your heart ♪